The Sift Has Jumped the Shark

Something is terribly wrong in the kitchen. Three (count 'em), three top rated new comments by moi. That never happens. Y'all might as well pack up and go home cause the Sift is over. Uh, oh wait, it looks like you already did. There'd be no other explanation for this:


Top Rated New Comments
1. No one expects the Spanish Siftquisition!... by silvercord

2. the "uncle tomtom"?... by rottenseed

3. Most likely to overcome top sifter in 2008 Most Popular Sifter... by swampgirl

4. I do play guitar and wanted to burn mine after seeing... by silvercord

5. Burrito... by silvercord
karaidl says...

To be fair, I led you into the fifth comment, so I deserve half the points.

Also, I now intend to hijack this thread for my own personal comment vote whoring with a humorous statement... ahem...

Babies are inherently racist. Haven't you ever noticed how many of them are skinheads??

There we go. I can already FEEL the upvotes coming on. Suck on that, Silvercord.

silvercord says...

Yes you did, Karaidl. It was kind of like "twit," and "twat." Easy to score points on that, eh? The second offender usually is the one who gets noticed. It's the NFL referee effect of comment posting.

The point here, though, is this. I'm not that funny or insightful, controversial or contentious. I'm the wallflower variety of commenter; not nearly as meteoric as you (who seems to garner lots of upvotes). As there have been a plethora of upvotes in my direction over the last three days, I, therefore, declare the Sift officially broken.

Someone please fix it!

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