Siftbot 5.0.1

Hey, since the siftbots' so chatty unsolicited-ly-so (in the lounge especially...☎ HELLO!? ☎), maybe since there's obviously a sentient behind the veil trying desperately to wax linear while maintaining her Onanistic rouse, there can be a command for asking the thing a question like some retarded help-desk you're transferred to after holding to some canned recording????

{For all you peeps who don't know what I'm gibbering about, if you reach gold and head to the lounge, siftbot chimes-in from time to time to let you know how special YOU are (while buggering-up your connection to the lounge in doing-so....MAYBE FIX THAT?), and just how special others more fortunate than you are to be able to have their mothers take them to the arena, pay admission, and enter them in the most special Olympic function held locally in many major United States cities, and Nationally once a year.}

I'd like to get all the personal information I can on every user on this site, but would settle for effort on the part of the resident amalgorithm.

Cheers, Siftcan!

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