Good afternoon Sift Nation!

In just 48 hours, we will light the fire for our next Slow Sweethearts’ Roast which will begin Friday, August 15th, 3 PM, EST. Our own Thylan rolled his magic die to give us the draft picks for Roastee and Mistress of Ceremonies.

They are: *Gong . . .

Roastee: Obsidianfire

Mistress of Ceremonies: karkarlee

MC karkarlee will commence the games with an opening post. The rest of us will then have our shots on the field. Obsidianfire will have the opportunity to rebound when all the roasters have had their turn.

Sifters not already on the roster, who wish to participate in the games, will be drafted for the next roast roster.

We have a couple of days to warm up. karkarlee will be posting interview responses to a revised survey. This will be the official roast playbook. Of course there are supplemental materials strewn around the Sift.

Are you ready?

Get set.

Let the running of the roast torch (this thread) begin.

THE JESTER