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blankfistDamn, I wasted two power points on this! ARRRGGH! *promote
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fissionchipsEmail this post to 5 of your friends in the next 24 hours and you will be rewarded with 72 virgins in the afterlife. Fail to do so and SiftBot gets it.
JAPR*promote
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my15minutes*wtf
what hath sifty wrought...
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blankfist*promote!
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JAPR*promote lol
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MarineGunrockEpic lulz. Siftbot will soon be in charge of * worldaffairs. Because he'll rule it.
MarineGunrockDAMNIT! *promote.
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JAPRdid somebody just say *worldaffairs?
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bleedingsnowman*sticky
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JAPR*sticky please?
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bleedingsnowmanI'm going to be depressed when siftbot has a higher rank than me. Oh, well... *promote!
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JAPRI for one welcome our hopefully-soon-to-be-silver-diamond Overlord.
JAPRAlso, *promote this *sticky and delicious piece of *awesomesauce.
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my15minutesi'd be happy to *promote it, but i already used my first real one already, today.
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JAPRSomeday I'll have a real *promote power.
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my15minutesso, whaddya' think of my swanky new avatar, sifty?
*actionpacked, you say? why thank you!
/siftysnack
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rottenseed*sticky
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schmawyI fear this will end badly, us meatsacks digging our own graves. *promote
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schmawySifty, will you go to the *PROMote with me?
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blankfist*quality. Ahem.
rottenseed*sigh
*quality
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rottenseed*promote
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rottenseeddoh!
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oxdottirMaybe I will buy him some power points.
blankfistOh wow, thanks for the *quality, Rottenseed. How unexpected.
Big fat *sticky *promote
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my15minutes*comedy
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rottenseedcrap...dad's here.
my15minutes*woohoo!
*eia!!
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ThylanThis is the funniest thing since yesterday.
my15minutes^ you know how i know you're *gay?
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my15minutes...because you forgot to invoke siftbot in your comment.
*wtf dude.
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my15minutesdo i have to give you *howto *books on this?
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ThylanWhats *happy is that i just reload sifty's profile form a few seconds ago and he jumped from 28 to 42 star points. Sifty attained the meaning of life in just a few moments!
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my15minutestoo *obscure for you?
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my15minutesi dunno' what i ever saw in you, thylan.
guess that's the *mystery of your *sexuality.
you are kinda' *cute after all.
something about a *geek with a big furry pimp hat.
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Zifnab*bravo! I think this is *dark and *happy at the same time!
It's definably *howto create a monster though and *obscure to an outsider and more than a little *geeky.
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blankfistToday, I am *happy to say we are making *history. One day our *kids will write *books about this monumental day. Great filmmakers will *travel here from *Asia, *Canada, and abroad to make *documentaries and *cinema masterpieces about it. It will be the defining moment where the face of *science, *philosophy and *religion are changed. I say to you, *bravo Siftie!
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ThylanThis is the best offer/chatup I've had in awhile.
I should get out more.
>> ^my15minutes:
i dunno' what i ever saw in you, thylan.
guess that's the mystery of your sexuality.
you are kinda' cute after all.
something about a geek with a big furry pimp hat.
blankfistAh, gyp! SiftBot got me back.
>> ^siftbot:
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kulpimsthis might break sifty sooner than waterboarding
JAPR*promote
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JAPRmy jeans are *sticky from the awesomeness of this thread
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choggiesiftsturbation....now you know why the circle jerk is popular...the others, who would rather use a plethoraaaa, of choice words, are letting you stream-of-consciousness types have at it.....somebodys' bound to bust a nut soon
*circlejerk
houston, we hazda has d'problembzzz.....
blankfistRight now, Siftie is at 70 stars. We can get him to 100 Gold if we just try! *promote
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blankfistOops, I meant *promote!
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FedquipI was wondering why nobody cared about my Sift retirement, looks like you all are too busy in here. I have a Silver diamond siftbot SUCK IT.
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*catsanddogs
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JAPR>> ^blankfist:
Right now, Siftie is at 70 stars. We can get him to 100 Gold if we just try! promote
I'm going for Silver Diamond.
blankfistI want to *ban myself, Siftie. Can I?
siftbothas been nominated for banination by blankfist. This may be due to abuse or violations of the posting guidelines. If this nomination is seconded, the account will be permanently disabled.
blankfist^Haha! That's awesome! I think we broke SiftBot!
JAPRwhat would happen if somebody * banned again?
Nobody's done it yet, I strongly suggest somebody solve this *mystery.
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blankfist*nochannel
blankfist*save *return *happy
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darkrowanabuse of *promote powers?
Why the hell not
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darkrowanwhoa whoa whoa blank.. you broke it... that *return popped this to the front page... that's not right
*discuss
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darkrowanIt's a *mystery to me why this *parody/*comedy, *politics charged *grindhouse piece of... *art has gone on as long as it has...
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silvercord*promote
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grintersiftbot for President!!
Arsenault185No one tried to *ban him again!
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Arsenault185Ba ba ba, ba barbera ann. Ba! ba! ba!, ba barbera ann! Barbera Ann! Take my hand! You got me rockin' and a' rollin', rockin' and a' rollin' Barbera *BAN!
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Arsenault185*quality
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Arsenault185*discuss
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Arsenault185I said *discuss the *quality you shitfucker!
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CaptWillardOnce we get Siftbot to Gold 100 can we please stop? I like a good joke as well as the next guy, but I don't want to see this in Sift Talk forever. Even the best jokes go stale after a while.
E_Nygma*stale
JAPRWe're not stopping until he gets Silver Diamond.
*promote
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uhohzombiesWe're not stopping until I get a silver diamond!!
...o wait. what?
dystopianfuturetoday*return
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KerotanI upvote relatively.
lauraweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
*ahem. *ilovesiftbot *helovesmenot he even ignores me when I say this is *quality
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FusionautI wasted alot of time on this thread. If only I could share the joy by *promote ing it.
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