Gwiz665 = Gold 100, now performing miracles 6 nights a week
Gwiz665, the most famous Dane since their Oedipal prince bought the farm, just reached Gold 100, brothers and sisters. Denmark, the penis of Northern Europe (trying to penetrate the vagina of Norway and Denmark), has reason to be proud again. Of course their biggest contribution to world culture in the past hundred years has been Legos, so gwiz really didn't have to do too much.
Have you checked out some of his videos? He likes a lot of classic rock and vintage music, with a particular fondness for finger-pickers. So unless you're a proud Avril Lavigne fan, get your mouse over to his PQ. Now. I'll wait.
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Okay, now that your back, give gwiz665 a big claw. Now.
I'll wait.
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kronosposeidon*sticky
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laurawell gee golly willakers, george!
(yeay!)
Edit: and congratulations, you are the proud recipient of my 1,000th comment!
blankfistI guess they give those star 100s out to any douchenozzle these days. Oh well, I suppose I'll stop being a grouch and spread my lovely brown A$$ GR@V33 all over gwizz... oh yeah, you love it... mmmmm... all in your mouth. Yeah, that's sexy.... mmhmm.
Too far? Yeah. Congrats!
dystopianfuturetodayCongrats Cthulhu Christ?
CrosswordsZoidberg Jesus is just all right with me
Zoidberg Jesus is just all right, Oh yeah!
HUZZAH, CONGRATULATIONS AND MAZAL TOV!
dotdudeGwiz665 x 100 = Gwiz66500
thinker247tillykke, or something like that.
Good job. Now go get me a bowl of frikadeller and some cabbage. After congratulating kulpims with some fine doobage, my munchies are extreme!
Gee freaking whiz!
12805Congratulations, gwippie. Please excuse my silly avatar with the big noggin' jerk on it.
maatcCongwizluations!
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
Congrats and thanks for your contributions. Gwizzy, Gwizman, the Gwizinator.
IssykittyYay! Thank Gods! Congratulations, Gwizzzzz!!!
rasch187Congrats, gwiz! Your posts are always nice
Keep up the good work, Nicki!
kulpimsDelivery! Congo rats for gwiz665
gwiz665I thank you all from the bottom of my four hearts!
>> ^thinker247:
tillykke, or something like that.
Good job. Now go get me a bowl of frikadeller and some cabbage. After congratulating kulpims with some fine doobage, my munchies are extreme!
Gee freaking whiz!
That's some nice danish right there. Du er virkelig en tænker hele tiden.
NeuralNoiseGwizus Christ, is about time you left the dumpster!
SarzyYou're the wiz! And nobody beats you! Congrats, gwiz665!
ZifnabHooray for Zoidberg! Now it's your time to shine!
blankfist*quality!
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fireflycongrats, gwiz
thegrimsleeperMy danish is horrible, but here I go:
Til lykke med dine guld 100 stjerne.
rottenseedgwiz...do you remember the first time you tongue-bathed my rusty tin can?
rasch187Are you saying Denmark has both a penis and a vagina, Kronos? What maps have you been looking at? I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
videosiftbannedmeWoot! Good job!
EDDWell, the Muhammad cartoons came out of Denmark recently, so Legos isn't the only good thing it's churned out in the past century
No wonder, overall it's one of the best countries in the world.
Gwiz665, my Northern-European neighbor, have I ever told you how much your commentary resembles the musings of my brother-in-law from København? It's witty, well-informed, at times quirky, but overall very much like mine. I shit you not. Anyway, TILLYKKE-well deserved, keep up the good work!
Also NB! I take GREAT offense on kronosposeidon for failure to notify me about this glorious achievement of my European mate via profile message, you lazy monkey you.
gwiz665^Yes, I am a smartass..
>> ^rottenseed:
gwiz...do you remember the first time you tongue-bathed my rusty tin can?
It was a glorious summer afternoon.
choggieCOngrats....Been meaning to ask-You get yer handle from that Aquateen episode with Ted Nugent???
kronosposeidon*unsticky
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mintbbbEEEEK, I am late again!! Yay! congrats! Good job =)
gwiz665>> ^choggie:
COngrats....Been meaning to ask-You get yer handle from that Aquateen episode with Ted Nugent???
Naw, never really watched Aquateen. My handle comes from boiling down gamewizard, which I for some reason used when I was younger, and I liked the "gee whizz". The number comes from me playing Max Payne, where he describes number 667 as "the neighbor or the beast". So you might say that I'm the Ned Flanders to the devil's Homer Simpson.
calvadosGrats Gwiz!
NicoleBeeCongratulations! Ya bum.
EklekDansk danse danse danse, yippi!^-^
KrupoCongrats to the crawdad.
CaptWillardNecro-congrats my friend!
blankfistFirst!!11!
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