God Damn it, listen here, I've posted plenty of videos, I don't think I'll be posting little kiddy butt touching pr0n anytime soon. So how about we lower the standard here for posting videos that aren't pre-approved safety scissors kind of dull so I don't cut my veins out of my wrists.

I finally beat Zifnab to a god damn Zero Punctuation Review and I realize I can't post it! What kind of self masterbatory system is this? The people with the biggest e-cocks keep it big because they can pull in stuff that others can not. So they laugh and laugh and laugh while we weep to ourselves at the lack of our ability to be different.

Is that what videosift is?! One big try to be unique by being the same social experiment!?