Duckman33 and Cornfed are on the trail of it though!

So the first guy to earn a Ruby is a foul-mouthed perverse duck who sounds like George Costanza? Sounds good to me! Ted has been with the sift for almost a year now and sifts a lot of quality stuff. Needless to say some of them are of himself, but because he's so well liked no one seems to mind these selflinks.

Keep on finding quality sifts, Duckman33, and congratulations! And be sure to visit his pqueue as it needs some attention.