COME one come all, HURRRY HURRY HURRY,!

Step right up and give this man his much deserved props, stroke the crown he so dutifully and reservedly deserved after having had to suffer the likes of others more daring than himself with more ruthless, self-serving ageeendas,

BUST his cherry with some new bling, HURRY HURRY HURRRY, celebrate the wonder of the man with 3 noses!! See her perform feats of unimaginable dexterity as it gliiiides on grease, through the Piaaaatza!

Ten cents, 5 pennies and five, one thin dime, a tenth of a dollar HUUUry Hurry Hurry!!