Bryce Bryce baby, Bryce Bryce baby

All right stop, collaborate and listen
Bryce’s gold star has gone missin’
Replaced with a stone cold ruby
Hamlet said To be or not to be

Born, when the president was Carter
Double-digit inflation made life harder
Two thousand eight is when he started siftin’
If you’re old you should avoid heavy liftin’

Comments, he don’t post them often
Don’t mean that he lives in a coffin
Nice guy who always shows gratitude
Longitude is opposed to latitude

Now it’s time to congratulate Bryce
Just like a wedding throwing some rice
Y'all should be thankful that it’s finally time
For me to stop busting these ludicrous rhymes