Blankfist hits 500. I feel a great disturbance in the Fartce
Since DFT just posted the mother of all congratulatory posts, this one will pale in comparison, like the pale flesh of a young Stanley Kubrick. But none of that has absolutely anything to do with this guy blankfist, who just farted his way into silver diamond status.
I remember when this guy was just a bronze star, when he showed up in my videos' comments sections (along with everyone else's) with "Happy Upvote Everything Day!", and thinking to myself, "Who the fuck is this guy!?" Believe it or not, I didn't know what a young Stanley Kubrick looked like, so I thought his avatar was actually him. Though I later learned that the dweeby image wasn't actually him, it didn't take away from the fact that he was still a dweeb. So it all worked out.
Seriously....Wait, forget about seriously. This guy has given me a lot of laughs with his offbeat brand of humor. Sometimes it's even juvenile, but so what? I like that too. If you can't at least occasionally laugh at juvenile humor, then you're depriving yourself of one of life's small pleasures. Happiness comes in small doses, people, and blankfist is here to provide it. Plus he's given us lots of other great videos too. So he's more than a one trick kitty.
So eat, drink, and be merry. For tomorrow, blankfist might stop posting cat farts.
Congratulations again, buddy. Let the good times roll!
EDIT:
I wrote this at 4 in the morning, which is my only excuse for forgetting this:
Let the A$$ GR@V33 pour like an avalanche coming down a mountain.
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kronosposeidon*sticky fart
siftbotStickying this post at the top of Sift Talk - sticky requested by kronosposeidon.
dystopianfuturetodayRight on blanky. You are one funny motherfucker. I didn't realize irritable bowel syndrome was a force power.
Oh lookie what I have here. Why don't you help yourself to some of this fresh @$$ 6R@\/33!!!
kp, sticky fart = shart
ZonbieCongratulations Blankity BlankFist
May cat farting videos and frog sex toys the world over enjoy more views in the tubes thanks to you
I think you succeeded in upping the dose of silly on the sift
For every interlectual video on politics or science you bring a cat - burping!
You balance the siftiverse
rasch187Congrats, blanky! Cat farts for all!
kulpimsI always thought blankfist would be the first to be banned for life here on the Sift. the cat farts alone would probably earn him a fatwa in some parts of the world, not to mention his generous daily pourings of ass-gravy on unsuspecting sifters. there really is no justice in this world... oh, well, congrats anyway
dagComment hidden because you are ignoring dag. (show it anyway)
Thanks for everything minus the cat fart videos. You add seasoning to the Sift.
gwiz665You're like the extra jizz you put into french dressing... delicious, if you're really, really gay.
Aw shucks, I'm just pulling your your leg and various other parts. It's always good to have someone to take the rest of us serious bastards down a peg or two. Congratulations, you really are a pillar of the sift.
NordlichReitersome ASS GR4V33?
maatcWait. Is this for 500 fart clips or 500 total? Anyway: Congrats!
dystopianfuturetodayGreat party, isn't it?
http://i525.photobucket.com/albums/cc336/dystopianfuture2day/Caretaker.jpg
thegrimsleeperCongratulations Blankfist.
Here's a song I found about him.
rottenseedhow many star points does it take to be a douche? NONE! you were a douche before videosift even existed...
...but don't let that fool you. You are still a douche with the 500 star points.
<3zors,
Rottenseed
PS: I hope all of your videos go dead and you get blasted back to gold star.
mas8705Congrats on hitting 500 Blankfist...
Whereas you can't be remembered for being the first or second to hit 1000 or having the most votes, at least you will be remembered for something more important... being able to post cats farting and getting away with it!
Also I noticed that you still don't have a channel...
Just do us all a favor and start up your cat fart channel! You will have so many people "loving" that channel, it will get more hits than comedy!
ZifnabWho knew cat farts could take someone so far, oh well, it's our own damn fault for letting it happen...
Congrats Blankfist, enjoy your shiny new diamond
And just for you.... Ass Gravy.
SarzyYou know, everyone has it all wrong; they say you're all about cat farts, but I know there's more to you than just a love of cats farting. You've also posted videos of people farting. So many layers!
Congrats, blankster!
thinker247Here's to the new silver diamond, Obama McOzoneKiller! I mean blankfist. A$$ GRAV33 all over all you white motherfuckers! And I'm gonna follow you white bitches home. And I'm gonna rape all you white bitches! (It does always work.)
When I raided your PQ last night, I voted you to 498 points, but could do no more. So I'm glad someone else topped you off. Now go get a towel, you've shamed yourself.
I couldn't find the word congratulations in "Californian," so I'll just guess and say, "Let's do lunch and have your people call my people. Now get out from under my desk and grab a towel, you've shamed yourself."
fissionchipsA million monkeys at a million laptops couldn't sift half the videos you do with your buttcheeks randomly mashing the keyboard. Congrats.
blankfistThanks e'rybody! I do feel the love and the wind whisking between my cheeks. Thanks, KP, for the awesome send up. *quality, indeed.
Oh, and the FEAR channel is my channel, mas8705.
siftbotAwarding kronosposeidon with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by blankfist.
NeuralNoiseBlankthumbs up man!
I´ll feed my cats some beans in your honor.
youdiejoeMy homlz boyz! Gravy for EVERYONE! Congrats.
dotdudeI guess all we need now are some "dog fart" videos to bring balance to the Sift.
CrosswordsWithout you I'd have no downvotes to my credit. I tried my best to keep this day from coming, but no, the other fools wouldn't listen. And now where are we? That's right choking on feline gastric fumes, well I hope you're happy.
Oh yeah, congratulations and thanks for all your contributions, sifts or otherwise.
laurahow much A$$ GR@V33 can I fit in this congratulations?
Let's not answer that question and just pretend we did, ok?
ok great.
thanks for making me laugh w/ the sweet sweet irreverance ...
mintbbbCongrats!!
FjnbkCongratulations, Blanket. Please downvote my comment, everyone.
LadyDeathCongrats Keep Posting Bizarre Videos lol
Eklek*
Eklek^I think it's a low B note
blankfistThank you. Thank you, everyone!
Zifnab>> ^siftbot:
Awarding kronosposeidon with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by blankfist.
Like he needs another one, I'm beginning to think you two have something going...
blankfist>> ^Zifnab:
>> ^siftbot:
Awarding kronosposeidon with one star point for this contribution to Sift Talk - declared quality by blankfist.
Like he needs another one, I'm beginning to think you two have something going...
Of course we have something going on. Did you happen to notice where I stuck my head for this photo?! I'm tonsils deep, man! Tonsils deep!
NetRunnerCongrats blankfist, and a healthy dose of A$$ GR@V33 from this nation-building, wealth redistributing fascist.
You will be A$$imilated!
kronosposeidonNow I'm going to pimp one of my videos, dedicated to you. You're like the Rodney Dangerfield of VideoSift. You get no respect.
videosiftbannedmeHoly moly. I don't think I've ever seen this Sift this active with milestones being hit so often. Congratulations Blankfist!! Joo da mang, mang.
thinker247Have I shown you my sister's website?
my15minuteswho's awesome?
IssykittyWho's blankin' stankin' w/ A$$-you-know-what? Well, if it's you then get the hell away from me!
Congratulations Blanky!!!!
kronosposeidon*unsticky
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fireflycongrats
CaptWillardI always feared this day would come. Congratulations!
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