OK, I posted the video to Janet Jackson's "If" (to little fanfare) and read this today in the comments:

"This song always grossed me out because of this lyric:

'I'll make you throw up and then I'll ask who it belongs to.'

Maybe the worst lyric I've ever heard, and it's part of the chorus."

OK, now that you've stopped laughing, the actual lyric is:

I'd make you call out my name

I'd ask who it belongs to

I'm not picking on you, budzos, I swear; it just cracked me up.

I would've thought you would've taken more offense to:

Your smooth and shiny

Feels so good against my lips, sugar

I want you so bad I can

Taste your love right now, baby

...which actually IS talking about what you think it is.