http://videogum.com/281802/your-grandma-sure-knows-a-lot-about-buttholes/top-stories/ Your grandma, Rosina Kovar, testified on behalf of herself and you (her grandchildren) yesterday before the Colorado Senate Judiciary concerning a civil unions ballot measure that looks like it may pass, and HO-BOY, does your grandma ever know a TON about buttholes. Like, not just the science of buttholes and how sphincter muscles work, but also the historical precedent for proper butthole usage. (She, of course, uses the technical term “anus” because she is a scholar and a gentlewoman.) It should be reiterated that she was testifying against CIVIL UNIONS, which, if I’m not mistaken, hasn’t the ship already sailed on the whole civil unions thing? Thought at the very least we had kind of put that basic yet still discriminatory step towards equal rights behind us. You hardly even hear anyone worrying that if we allow same-sex civil unions we’re going to have to start allowing human-lizard civil unions anymore.
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