Lol

In reply to this comment by Dignant_Pink:
this really is a sad story.

but can someone explain why this is the ONLY video that shows up when i search "the rock show, blink-182"?

Epic, sir.

In reply to this comment by Farhad2000:
MCCAIN: THE FUNDAMENTALS OF THE ECONOMY ARE STRONG

BANKS: LOL OH SHIT WE FUCKED UP. WE NEED MONEY!!!

GOVERNMENT: K HOW MUCH?

BANKS: EVERYTHINGGGGG!!! LOL!

GVOERNMENT: K NEED ADMINS TO WATCH OVER IT K?

BANKS: WTF SOCIALISM? REGULATION YOU TRYING TO KILL MARKET? FU!

PAULSON: K HERE HAVE A BLANK CHECK

Lol.

Thanks, the star was a long time coming

In reply to this comment by schmawy:
I had to upvote. Nice play. [e: Gold! Congrats!]

In reply to this comment by chilaxe:
Amy Goodman would do good for her cause to get some exercise before she looks any more like the cryptkeeper (There's a sale on downvotes today... available below!)

Lol

In reply to this comment by EDD:
>> ^chilaxe:
Can you atheists really argue traditional society wasn't better off when we could stone our wives?


^ Of course not, but it's all about giving gay folks the right to stone their spouses as well.

Lol

In reply to this comment by DavidRaine:
We can rebuild her. We have the technology.

Lol.

In reply to this comment by campionidelmondo:
And the winner for most moronic statement in this video goes to (drumroll): "I don't like the fact he thinks us white people are trash". Everyone else, don't feel bad, it was a close call!

Interesting.

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
The repeated slapping of the forehead is a tactic used to distract the suspect from other events. The human body will naturally divert attention to strikes against the face/head. It houses not only the orifices responsible for eating, hearing, and smelling, but our sight and most importantly, our brain.
Slapping him on the head was meant to get him to defend his head. Notice he took one of his hands to try and stop what was only a minor nuisance?

Lol... I love it.

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA From the website:

"Jack Thompson?

Someone informed me that an Attorney, Mr. Jack Thompson may be able to help me. As he has had much success in raising awareness about problem video games.

Does anyone know how I can get in touch with him?

Turns out that Jack Thompson is a terrible lawyer.
People are emailing me so much stuff, I don’t know which people are being sincere and which are not.

For example, I got a message from the supposed mayor of McCamish, KS. Claiming that he will make sure the game is kept out of their store. I have no way to verify the info, though."

A couple comments on that thread:

"Jack Thompson 10 Sep 2008 at 8:16 am 17
I will see your case only if you pay me in stupidity."

"CATSon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:17 am 18
All your base are belong to us"

"Jack Thompsonon 10 Sep 2008 at 8:22 am 24
Dear Admin,
The Florida Bar would have me disbarred for ten years on the basis that I’m bat-shit insane; which I believe makes me the perfect candidate for the position of representing you in court when we sue EA and the inventor of the Theory of Evolution, Mr. Will Wright.
I’ve already accepted your offer and have taken ownership of this website as payment. I look forward to assisting you in all future endeavors.
Love,
Jack Thompson."

Yes, I think it was clear that it was sarcasm (of the highest order)

In reply to this comment by EDD:
I'm sorry if my sarcasm was lost to anyone among the multitude of fancy ctrl+c, ctrl+v words. I have never played Eve online (not one mmo for that matter), and nor would I expect anyone to automatically derive the meaning from those 2-word skill names.

</sarcasm>But SRSLY, what's your problem with eyes glazed over????/<sarcasm/>

In reply to this comment by chilaxe:
Lol. Games are for recreation, not for making your eyes glaze over.

In reply to this comment by EDD:
Stupid Yahtzee.

Signature Analysis and Signature Focusing OBVIOUSLY refer to operating targeting systems at 5% improved targeting speed per skill level and advanced understanding of target painting technology with 5% bonus to target painter modules' signature radius multiplier per skill level respectively. It's implied in the name of the skill, DUMBASS. srsly.

Lol. Games are for recreation, not for making your eyes glaze over.

In reply to this comment by EDD:
Stupid Yahtzee.

Signature Analysis and Signature Focusing OBVIOUSLY refer to operating targeting systems at 5% improved targeting speed per skill level and advanced understanding of target painting technology with 5% bonus to target painter modules' signature radius multiplier per skill level respectively. It's implied in the name of the skill, DUMBASS. srsly.

Lol, you're right. I didn't notice it was just a cardboard box!

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Really? You knocked yourself out on a CARDBOARD BOX?

Perhaps reinstall Firefox or do a system restore back to when it was working. Or try the open source version of word, http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/OpenOffice.org

Also, if you keep your comments shorter and more to the point, there's a greater chance people will get through the whole thing

In reply to this comment by GeeSussFreeK:

{ps. anyone know of a good online spell checker? My firefox is buggerd and it spelled checked for me}

What part of your arms broke? Was it from punching skull?

In reply to this comment by EDD:
>> ^SDGundamX:
For most untrained people, a bare-knuckle punch is simply a surefire way to accidentally break their own fingers or wrist.


Believe it, people. I mean it, seriously - DO BELIEVE IT, because it really happens. I didn't believe it until I broke both my arms in a single confrontation.

Ha! I meant only to kid about the audience not knowing the difference between a dictionary and an encyclopedia. I fear on the line between humor and tragic reality, I have treaded too close to the latter.

In reply to this comment by jwray:
Network News: is the dumb content created to cater to the dumb audience, or is the dumb audience the result of the dumb content?

Both. And it's a recursive race-to-the-bottom if you try to oversimplify things so much that 99% of the audience can understand it without even bothering to look up a word up in a dictionary.

Hey, is that a video that you're referring to?

(BTW, thanks for helping to keep the sift healthy with more than just one side to issues .)

In reply to this comment by MarineGunrock:
Ha! And what about that guy that hacked his own arm with a machete?