The Official MycroftHolmz Roast!

Welcome to the 2nd ever VideoSift member roast! Today, we unleash the hounds of roasting upon MycroftHolmz.

If you're like me you've probably been skimming through MycroftHolmz's comments and sifted videos looking to dig up any dirt on him. Hell, I even searched through 10 Google search pages (all of them related to VideoSift thankyouverymuch)

MycroftHolmz is remarkably well tempered, even handed, and quite polite. This might deter any normal person, but oh no, I knew exactly what this meant. MycroftHolmz is a pervert. Let's do the math here, by his own admission he is an ass man, he is a physicist, AND he is a master of Shao-Lin Kung Fu. Now, you might be asking how does this make him a pervert? We can only come to one conclusion.

MycroftHolmz enjoys the feeling of his own poop poking out of his butt. Then he will ever so slightly pull it back into his anus hole, just to let it poke out a little bit more. That's right, MycroftHolmz has sex with himself... with his own poop.

Think about it! Only a person who's profession is to study the physics of things (poop) could pull of such a coordinated self-intercourse.

So, now that this roast has been kicked off with a poop joke, lets lay into this self-righteous, easy going, non-discriminatory coprophiliac with a hatred that has not been felt on the 'net since the discovery of 2Girls1Cup.

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