Greetings from the Parody Channel:

It gives me great pleasure to announce that our next roast will begin on Monday, January 28, 2008 at 8:00 PM, GMT. Again, Thylan tumbled his magic die to find the Roastee and the Master of Ceremonies for this most dubious occasion. *Cue phantom organ music. . .

They are:

Roastee: MINK

Master of Ceremonies: jonny

MC jonny will launch the proceedings with an opening post. The rest of us will add on our remarks, two cents, barbs, grenades and other verbal assaults. MINK will have the opportunity to return fire when all the roasters have finished.

Sifters not already in the “roasting pool”, who jump in to comment, will be added to the pool for future roastings.

We have a couple of days to research and prepare our material. MINK will post his answers from a revised questionnaire. This will be the official roast study guide. Also he has 34 pages of past comments.

The big question we will be answering is, how exactly do we roast a vegetarian?

THE JESTER