Leslie Nielsen random quote generator
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/interactive/2010/nov/29/leslie-nielsen-random-quote-generator
"[Playing chess] Tanya Peters: What are you doing?
Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Oh! I was, uh, just conjugating my next move.
Peters: Your bishop's exposed.
Drebin: It's these pants."
"Doorman: Your coat, sir?
Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Yes, it is. And I have a receipt to prove it."
"[Playing chess] Tanya Peters: What are you doing?
Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Oh! I was, uh, just conjugating my next move.
Peters: Your bishop's exposed.
Drebin: It's these pants."
"Doorman: Your coat, sir?
Lt. Frank Drebin (Nielsen): Yes, it is. And I have a receipt to prove it."
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