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Eye Opening Facts About Vaginas
Dude...You gotta read Philip José Farmer's (Riverworld Series), 'Image of the Beast (1968)'
Vaginas......with snakes that have human heads on the end with piranha teeth comin-all-outta vampire-alien bitch's snatches...(who head major business cartels 'n shit)
Twisted sci-fi erotica squared, creep-ya-tha-FUCK-out-kinna vaginnies with teeth kinna shit!! Oh, and the little vagina-snakes with man-heads are like some tiny-alien-demons they lured then trapped-off they pusssies' n shit....YOW!
That Philip José Farmer was one fuuucked-up cat!
Brilliant story-teller.
What do sharks and vaginas have in common?
Oh god, it's teeth, isn't it?!
Affectionate cat
Vampire Cat is waiting for you to fall asleep...
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Jon Stewart Goes on Epic Smackdown - Fuck All Y'all!
“The first thing you need to know about Goldman Sachs is that it's everywhere. The world's most powerful investment bank is a great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money”
-- Matt Taibbi
The same thing could be said about J.P. Morgan.
Dragons are Real!
Got no real problems with the idiot niche, especially when you can sell 'em the most ridiculous shit imaginable. P. T Barnum would have handed this man some VIP tickets to the show....Look at what zombies and vampires have done to garner bank notes for some hard-working geeks, eh?
Christians have a lot of excess cash to spend on crappy books y'know...
It's a real book and he has a documentary as well. He either really believes this stuff or he's content to appear like he believes it in order to make some money. The two are indistinguishable in terms of the harm they cause.
IS THERE ANYONE IN ROME WHO HAS NOT SLEPT WITH MY DAUGHTER?
....like some kinna Shakespearean-vampire beard
47 Ronin
More of a misunderstanding then, it could have been worded better but I suspect you were in rant mode at the time, and there's plenty to rant about there.
I do agree that historical accuracy is always preferable to fabrication, as long as it serves the story and fits with the theme of the film, the presence of dragons would not have served the movie Lincoln in any way, and therefore, do not belong. The very title of Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter however pretty much tells us all we need to know about this film and it's treatment of history. So to me I guess, complaining about the historical accuracy of a film like 300 or Abraham Lincoln: Vampire hunter is a bit like going to a French film festival and then complaining that all the movies are in French.
I like history and learning more about history and having more historically accurate films would never be a bad thing in my book, but they do tend to be a harder sell.
Also there should be no shame in going to see Pacific Rim, write it off as a guilty pleasure if it helps.(sorta like coke and whores on my taxes
I'm not sure if you actually disagree or just misunderstand. (redacted for the sake of space)
47 Ronin
I'm not sure if you actually disagree or just misunderstand. I have no issue with fantasy, except when it's put in place of reality. I enjoyed LOTR and Hobbit, and I even want to see Pacific Rim (although I must admit I'm embarrassed about it). When fantasy replaces history, history is lost.
When you tell a story that's historical in nature, I (and many others) feel you have an obligation to your audience to teach them the actual history, not to bastardize and fictionalize it with fantasy and Neo. I'm sorry if you feel that way of thinking makes me a jerk, it wasn't what I was going for. I feel it makes me an adult that is unapologetic about being interested in amazing history more than flashy fantasy.
My point about Lincoln has been ignored or misunderstood...would you have liked to see him fight a confederate dragon? Would that have added to, or detracted from the compelling adult story being told? Was Lincoln Vampire Hunter as good a movie as Lincoln in any way? Did the addition of Vampires help you understand the person or time period, or would it have confused you about the historical facts if you knew nothing about the subject(s)?
I understand 300 was not meant to be historical, but it has the same issues with adding fantasy and drama to a well known, historical story. This is a big pet peeve of mine, as I feel most people have a tenuous grasp of history at best, and are not served by being told about historical events in a clearly non-historical, unreal, dramatized, and fantasized manner. It is especially egregious when there is no historical version to point to (in English at least, there is Chushingura in Japanese) when discussing the subject. I read mostly science fiction, and I read both 300 and The Gates of Fire, and while I loved 300, I wish the latter had been made first. I have read many versions of 47 Ronin, and none of them had a dragon or any unrealistic fantasy. Any of them would have made a great action packed adult movie with many lessons to teach rather than just a fun few hours watching Neo save the Asians. To me, adding the fantasy is tantamount to saying the story isn't compelling enough without embellishment, and this one certainly is. To me, it's the same as exaggeration, it's like admitting reality isn't good (or bad) enough to make the point in your argument. Pure fantasy is exempt from this issue.
P.S. sorry for the essay.
And disagreement is cool with me, I often disagree with people who like musicals but I can do so without being a jerk about it, I'm just not into them. An active imagination is often considered a sign of intelligence and higher thinking. I'm pretty sure creative minds like Neil Gaiman, Stephen King, Ray Bradbury, Isaac Asimov, just to name a few, are not lacking in the intelligence or comprehension departments. Gene Roddenberry could be responsible for god knows how many people going into the sciences, inspired to make the future, he imagined a reality.
Lincoln was great movie and I'd be all for seeing a movie based on the 47 Ronin that was more historically accurate, but that doesn't mean I can't also enjoy movies like Pacific Rim. As for 300, the movie was actually based on Frank Miller's graphic novel, which I doubt was ever intended to be a factual account of the event anyhow. Movies like this one are, for better or worse a product of market forces and the society we live in.
47 Ronin
Well, I guess we disagree. To me, the supernatural and magic are for those without the experience or intelligence to comprehend that they don't exist, or those that wish to live in a fantasy. To me, that mindset is infantile.
I feel that adding magic to a great historical story is like putting sugar on broccoli, it's done to make something good palatable to non-adults, but it ruins it for adults and destroys what was good about it in the first place. This is an adult story with adult themes and adult actions, it didn't need magic, dragons, or 'The One', and the additions only degrade and confuse the amazing facts.
Would you have liked to see a Muslim dragon guarding Osama in Dark Thirty? (I know, not a historically accurate film, I'm just making a point). Wouldn't you have found it out of place in a movie about our (recent) 'history'? How about if Lincoln had to fight a confederate dragon in Lincoln (not Lincoln vampire hunter)? I feel like that would have infantilized those stories, as it does to any factual story.
I would disagree that the presence of the supernatural automatically makes everything infantile though.
Georgia Sheriffs Draw Blood for ALL DUIs Without Consent
Goddamn vampires.
T-o-o-o-o Close To The Ship Launch.
I hope it wasn't a vampire.
Can a barrage of highly propelled jagged wooden stakes be dangerous?
What Is Your Favourite Video Game Music? (Videogames Talk Post)
Vampire: The Masquerade -- Bloodlines
Mozart Vs Srillex
Skrillex looks like a character who would die in a vampire flick
My Strange Addiction
I call B.S. She's just some dumb ass that's trying to act cool in her little emo, vampire, look at me, whatever the feck kind of way.
How you doing, Richard? You alright?
I see Noel's still continuing his slow descent into vampirism.