sugar toots,
you can't keep those cuffs on this long...
they're fun when the lights go down and stuff, but all day everyday, its just fucking weird.
and besides they're chaffing your wrists raw, which is gonna be bad news for you after you pull your fists out of my yeast-frothing vagina.

Mon plaisir, toots

Seems half-cocked in my opinion - There are little promising discoveries like this every year. The game being played is tooting the horn to attract funding.

Moving on.

You're welcome oxdottir. Nothing wrong with tooting your own horn (if you can reach it without hurting your back, go on and toot away!)

Toot away! No not like that, you know what I mean. I congratulate you on one helluva milestone.

fuuuuuck....that voice. Haunting and soulful.

Reminds me of "Toots" Hibbert

>> ^smooman:
and>> ^xxovercastxx:
>> ^smooman:
omg i'm in love!
dude the drummers name is Meytal.........fucking METAL!!!!
I now know what I'm naming my firstborn daughter.

Variant spelling of Meital: "dew drop" in Hebrew.

wrong, variant spelling of Metal, the loins of which this woman was spawned.
Behold! Father Metal's only daughter!!
and she brings the metal!


http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=maytal
A Jamaican word which means good things; pure and good.
Toots, of the famous Jamaican reggae band Toots and the Maytals, explains that "Maytal is a Jamaican word which means good things. It's like ital, it means the same thing — pure and good."

Now in my younger days I used to sport a shag
When I went to school I carried lunch in a bag
With an apple for my teacher cause I knew Id get a kiss
Always got mad when the class was dismissed
But when it was in session, I always had a question
I would raise my hand to make her stagger to my desk and
Help me with my problem, it was never much
Just a trick, to smell her scent and try to sneak a touch
Oh, how I wish I could hold her hand and give her a hug
She was married to the man, he was a thug,
His name was lee, he drove a z,
Hed pick her up from school promptly at three oclock
I was on her jock, yes indeedy I wrote graffiti on the bus
First Id write her name then carve a plus,
With my name last, on the looking glass,
I seen her yesterday but still I had to let her pass

She keeps on passin me by...

When I dream of fairytales I think of me and shelly
See shes my type of hype and I cant stand when brothers tell me
That I should quit chasin and look for something better
But the smile that she shows makes me a go-getter
I havent gone as far as asking if I could get with her
I just play it by ear and hope she gets the picture
Im shootin for her heart, got my finger on the trigger
She could be my broad, and I could be her (nigga)
But, all I can do is stare...
Back as kids we used to kiss when we played truth or dare
Now shes more sophisticated, highly edu-ma-cated
Not at all over-rated, I think I need a prayer
To get in her boots and it looks rather dry
I guess a twinkle in her eye is just a twinkle in her eye
Although shes crazy steppin, Ill try to stop her stride
Cause I wont have no more of this passin me by

And I must voice my opinion of not even pretending she didnt have me
Strung like a chicken, chase my tail like a doggie
She was kind of like a star, thinking I was like a fan
Dude, she looked good, down side: she had a man
He was a rooty-toot, a nincompoop
She told me soon your little birdies gonna fly the coop
She was a flake like corn, and I was born not to understand
By lettin her pass I had proved to be a better man

She keeps on passin me by...

Now there she goes again, the dopest ethiopian
And now the world around me be gets movin in slow motion
When-ever she happens to walk by - why does the apple of my eye
Overlook and disregard my feelings no matter how much I try?
Wait, no, I did not really pursue my little princess with persistance;
And I was so low-key that she was unaware of my existance
From a distance I desired, secretly admired her;
Wired her a letter to get her, and it went:
My dear, my dear, my dear, you do not know me but I know you very well
Now let me tell you about the feelings I have for you
When I try, or make some sort of attempt, I symp
Damn I wish I wasnt such a wimp!
cause then I would let you know that I love you so
And if I was your man then I would be true
The only lying I would do is in the bed with you
Then I signed sincerely the one who loves you dearly, ps love me tender
The letter came back three days later: return to sender
Damn!

>> ^peggedbea:
is it wrong if i send this to the 32 year old warhammer playing socially inept outcast thats currently trying to and failing at fucking me?

a dick's a dick, toots.

at least that's what I have to tell myself to get through the day...

nothing personal with the self-link shit - it's just the way it rolls in these parts. keep it up though. my first ever submission was an innocent self-link, i felt like crying for days.

toot.

>> ^Tyrsis:
I guess it's interesting that he nailed some guy that is involved in the financial industry, but come on, nail someone who's worth nailing. I guess it's a start though -- I hope he continues pushing the financial industry. Perhaps they'll send someone in who can actually debate properly



I think Jon makes it clear that Cramer just happened to be the guy that the media chose as being the symbol of the big irresponsible media that the Daily Show highlights. It IS unfortunate that Cramer is the poster child, as his show's toots and whistles almost lend themselves to caricature, and it is the people behind this that should need to explain themselves. Cramer is the one who takes it personally until Jon Stewart puts him back on message.

don't forget Beeda Dedhorz

>> ^thinker247:
I want to name my kids Fuck the Police, Kill Whitey, Jezebel Poontang, Toots McClooter and Joke Running Thin.

I spilt my drink.

>> ^thinker247:
I want to name my kids Fuck the Police, Kill Whitey, Jezebel Poontang, Toots McClooter and Joke Running Thin.

I want to name my kids Fuck the Police, Kill Whitey, Jezebel Poontang, Toots McClooter and Joke Running Thin.

... to be honest I don't even know what I'm talking about. Long week I guess.

In reply to this comment by burdturgler:
Sorry, not getting what you're saying here. Obama is interested in addressing Native American issues because he was friends with Hawaiian people?


In reply to this comment by bamdrew:
So I was just reading this article (http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/24/us/politics/24cnd-obama.html) where it mentions he calls his grandma 'Toot' from the hawaiian 'Tutu' for grandmother, and it occurred to me he most likely had any number of friends of native Hawaiian descent when he was growing up there.

...yeah ... just something that occurred to me.


In reply to this comment by burdturgler:
It blows my mind that while other campaigns are out there doing the usual smear bullshit, Obama continues to address issues that matter to people, even us forgotten few. I can't get over this. 8 years will not be enough for this man.