^i didn't know at first, but they sure look like spatulas

cool, those are plastic spatulas she's beatin' it with, huh???..

My goodness. Can't believe we actually have to DEFEND evolution...

By now (now as in modern living with heat-proof spatulas, extra absorbent paper towels, pools with chlorine, electric powered lawn-mowers etc etc) I would've thought scientific teachings would be a common knowledge.

But apparently we still live in 19th century and appalled by the idea that we're somehow related to apes. In fact, why don't we revert everything back to the 19th century?

Forget the sports bras, make women dress up in corsets and layers upon layers of clothing to hide all their skin except the hands and face! (European hijab!), throw away the modern medicine and surgical technology and go back to the good ol' leeches and skull-crackin' iron tools with questionable sanitation.

Ehbolooshun? Bahumbug! That Darwin boy sure is a tardy old fool!

Man related to Monkeys? The nerve! *scoffs*

I only remember that he had a spatula and that his girlfriend was jumping around. This was with the lights out and everyone (maybe 20 or so) huddled around the television.

When “Stripes” came out on video, a friend of my girlfriend had a “Stripes Party.” Many of us wore “camo.” When the range scene came on, one guy let the rest of us know he had his spatula.