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City of Akron responding to the shooting of Jayland Wlaker

newtboy says...

Funny how you say these rules don’t apply when it’s white right wing criminals….like the Bundys. When they get shot, armed, running from the cops after taking over federal property by force and shooting their guns when the cops were after them, you lose your shit at the murderous cops. Why? The only reasonable explanation I can see is because you are a hypocritical racist, it’s definitely not because Bundy posed less of a threat.

bobknight33 said:

Another Justified bad guy stopped.

Few tips to stay alive. Simple and easy to put into practice.

Comply.
Dont run from the cops.
Dont shoot your gun when cops are after you.

British Intel Advisor, Obama Born In Kenya - Extended Cut

newtboy says...

Just a reminder to everyone that Bobknight33 is a birther…the racist movement to lie about Obama’s birthplace to claim he was not the REAL president.
Similar to the vote fraud fraud so they could deny Biden is the legitimate president.

Funny, coming from a group that has only won the popular vote for president once since 1988.

Russian soldier caught with his pants down

newtboy says...

Not snuff.
He’s clearly fine at the end, pulling up his panties. He got off lucky, he didn’t even shit his pants!
I doubt he was hurt at all beyond a bit of hearing loss. The explosive looked like a cheap consumer firework, not a grenade or missile. I’ve been hit directly with similar explosives while having firework wars with my older brother, and had no injuries beyond slightly burnt clothes. (Yes, my bro was a dick, we were supposed to just use bottle rockets).

Please don’t call snuff on any depiction of violence or war. That’s not what it means. It’s for graphic depictions of certain death not any possible slight injury.

I’m really sad the poster killed this. There aren’t many funny war videos.

visionep said:

Not sure why, but this video bothers me.

Maybe it's because it's likely snuff. But it's sad that people are getting killed whether it's the attackers being manipulated by their government or the people defending their homeland.

War sux.

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Mike Tyson is Right Behind You

Tom Scott trying to deal with his phobia of roller coasters

eoe says...

The funny thing is that, assuming he drove to the park, that was far more dangerous than the rollercoaster.

If you're not afraid of driving in a car, you shouldn't be afraid of rollercoasters or planes.

But, at the same time, I know the important word is irrational fear. So, it is what it is.

President Biden responses beautifully

luxintenebris jokingly says...

that's funny.

believing a President's job is talking about a 'failing' economy.

if he said, "believe me...the best market like you've never seen before" would the diapers be any fuller?

dumb is talking against a concern. and dumb doesn't hold to an age.

Anom212325 said:

Lol what a dumb old man.

Ford share price - 20 Jan - 3 Jun : Down 48%
Stellantis share price - 20 Jan - 3 Jun : Down 37%
Tesla share price - 20 Jan - 3 Jun : Down 37%

Instead of talking about the failing economy he dodges the question and morons eat it up like they do with all his filled diapers.

Ricky Gervais on Trans Woman

kir_mokum says...

it was rough in a comedy sense. he might as well have made a "my wife is always nagging" joke. even if you hate trans people, it wasn't a clever joke. and honestly, comedians using "woke culture" and trans people as jumping off points is so fucking boring. they've rarely added anything to the conversation are rarely funny. it's unfortunate that a lot of my favourite comedians are still doing those kinds of bits.

Harzzach said:

Ricky is always rough on everyone. No exceptions!

Ricky Gervais on Trans Woman

newtboy says...

Ricky is always a stupid flippant douche bag, no exceptions.

Sometimes it’s funny, but more often it’s not. Implying trans women all have beards and penises is just too insultingly ignorant to be funny to me. I’m not a fan of “comics” that are just smarmy insult artists, especially those that have to stretch reality that far to insult their targets.

Bring the Mega Pint

eoe says...

This is the greatest thing I've seen this week. I haven't been following the trial at all, so this is a nice little funny peek into that train wreck.

George W. oopsie regarding Ukraine.. Iraq invasion

Let's talk about Republican reaction to the SCOTUS leak....

newtboy says...

So, if Republicans are pro life, why are you so pro instruments of death? Meaning guns, specifically handguns and military anti personnel rifles both designed to kill people.
Same for the death penalty, Republicans love death.
Why do Republicans support laws that allow them to murder if they “feel threatened”?
Sure sounds pro death to me.

Seems those tools of death and destruction are the number one love of Republicans.
We’ve been over how your party is the clear winner of the debauchery award, you haven’t been able to produce a single example of democrats, which would be a no brainer if your claim were correct….and having no brain, that’s exactly what you need.

Remember, republicans said the elderly would rather be killed by their irresponsibility if it meant they didn’t have to wear masks or get a shot. Another pro death platform from Republicans.

I guess you don’t recall the Republican position, “my body my choice. Keep the government out of my body.” Or are you admitting you never meant it?

That included when choosing to not follow public health recommendations meant you might be responsible for the death of hundreds or even thousands of others. Funny how that’s good enough when avoiding the tiny inconvenience of a shot (like you’re all little crybabies deathly afraid of a short needle) but not important enough for women to avoid the “inconvenience” (by which I mean the extreme mental, physical, and financial costs) of bearing and raising unwanted children, even those of child rapists and incestuous fathers/brothers/uncles.

bobknight33 said:

Democrats : The party of Death, Destruction, Debauchery,

Let's talk about Republican reaction to the SCOTUS leak....

newtboy says...

Are you having a stroke? If you talked like you write, I would call an ambulance. Read it, carefully.

1). Nice misdirection there. Way to completely ignore the accusation, and pretend you didn’t just call yourself and all republicans heavily armed crybaby pussies afraid of a few hipsters holding poster board signs.
Funny, because what you described is EXACTLY what women’s healthcare providers suffer from people just like you on a daily basis…the minimum they must tolerate, Bob. Not what happens TO the right, it’s what the right DOES. That’s called projection, you insane idiot. Those healthcare workers have the testicular fortitude to stand up to it daily, with not just constant protesters but death threats and murders and attempted murders constantly, bombings, firebombs, etc….so much they don’t make the news anymore.

2) I thought you cared about the law (*snickers*), the law doesn’t call abortions murder, neither does medical science…are you talking about Texans who immorally execute the mentally disabled? Or morally bankrupt Republicans who try to prosecute women who miscarry for child murder, with no child involved?

3) Are you really so intellectually bankrupt that you don’t think Republican women get abortions? I know you are morally and ethically bankrupt enough to say it even if you don’t believe it, but I’m not sure even you are dumb enough to think it’s true…but you’ve surprised me before.

4) 16 million? How far up your ass did you reach for that number? There were near 600000 terminated pregnancies last year. Would you like to be taxed enough to support them in state orphanages? Only around $1k per year (and rising 2-3% per year) for your share.

Such a little crybaby. You need a nap?

bobknight33 said:

No just just trying to stop the 16+ million murders that the left that fail to take a moral responsibility for their actions.

LA STORY - opening

Saturday Night Live - Cork Soakers

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