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KronosPoseidon cuts off son's balls, finds a diamond inside! (Sift Talk Post)
>> ^jonny:
his best sift ever.
Quoted for teh truth.
And congrats, buddy!
kronosposeidon (Member Profile)
I can understand you deciding to give it up with all those ridiculous downvotes, I guess. It's still one of the funniest things I've seen in ages.
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
That poor little video has had a hard life, so someone needed to euthanize it.
In reply to this comment by JAPR:
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??!!!!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*kill
JAPR (Member Profile)
That poor little video has had a hard life, so someone needed to euthanize it.
In reply to this comment by JAPR:
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??!!!!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*kill
kronosposeidon (Member Profile)
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY??!!!!??!?!??!?!?!?!?!
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
*kill
KronosPoseidon cuts off son's balls, finds a diamond inside! (Sift Talk Post)
wtg dude. Any ideas for a channel?
oh, and someone help out his best sift ever.
rottenseed (Member Profile)
You best not, or I'll do something drastic....like TELL YOUR MOM!! (Dun DUN DUN!!)
In reply to this comment by rottenseed:
HAHAHAHA! I've never seen that post! DAMNIT! Oh, when I get my 100 abilities you'd better believe I'm pushing that one.
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Don't worry about my testes, rottenseed. I've already experienced what it's like to have a video of mine being despised, and I survived with my boys intact. Just ask jonny. He knows what I'm talking about.
So my balls are safe and sound. In your mouth.
kronosposeidon (Member Profile)
HAHAHAHA! I've never seen that post! DAMNIT! Oh, when I get my 100 abilities you'd better believe I'm pushing that one.
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Don't worry about my testes, rottenseed. I've already experienced what it's like to have a video of mine being despised, and I survived with my boys intact. Just ask jonny. He knows what I'm talking about.
So my balls are safe and sound. In your mouth.
Dystopianfuturetoday DARED me to post this video....
Don't worry about my testes, rottenseed. I've already experienced what it's like to have a video of mine being despised, and I survived with my boys intact. Just ask jonny. He knows what I'm talking about.
So my balls are safe and sound. In your mouth.
Brain Science Is About To Fundamentally Change Computing
*promote
(I figure I owe you two * promotes as you tried valiantly to save this controversial video of mine twice. (May it rest in peace.) The second promote will come when you least expect it, but probably when you post a video that includes dick jokes. I like sophisticated humor.)
kronosposeidon (Member Profile)
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
LOL! Like I said, you write some of the best comments. But I think CaptWillard and raven are right, i.e., * quality stars have been given out here lately like Lindsey Lohan giving blowjobs after AA meetings.
Bwahahahahahha, LOLRPMLMAO
Nonetheless, recognition is due, and you deserve it. You're one of my favorite sifters, so keep up the awesome work.
Gawrsh (blushes)
Even if you have to whore a video by mocking my early trials and tribulations here at the Sift. It's okay.
Touche.
Hey, I hear you're on the short list for the next roast. I wonder WHOSE idea that was?
Bring it! If I were gonna roast me, I'd target run on sentences, and way too many commas, commas everywhere, and sentences that just don't end with; semi colons in the wrong place and, just, way, too many, commas (and don't forget overuse of parentheses (and paranthetical parentheses FTM))
I suppose I have it coming.
In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
Thanks kp. I think that every knows that 'Don't give me a quality star' is code for 'please give me a quality star'. It's kind of like when you go to a birthday party and the host says, "No presents, please, just bring yourself" and then you get there and he's all like, "Hey, why are you the only one here without a present?", and UR all like "OMG, you totally said not to bring one", and he's all like........
dystopianfuturetoday (Member Profile)
LOL! Like I said, you write some of the best comments. But I think CaptWillard and raven are right, i.e., * quality stars have been given out here lately like Lindsey Lohan giving blowjobs after AA meetings. Nonetheless, recognition is due, and you deserve it. You're one of my favorite sifters, so keep up the awesome work. Even if you have to whore a video by mocking my early trials and tribulations here at the Sift. It's okay. Hey, I hear you're on the short list for the next roast. I wonder WHOSE idea that was?
In reply to this comment by dystopianfuturetoday:
Thanks kp. I think that every knows that 'Don't give me a quality star' is code for 'please give me a quality star'. It's kind of like when you go to a birthday party and the host says, "No presents, please, just bring yourself" and then you get there and he's all like, "Hey, why are you the only one here without a present?", and UR all like "OMG, you totally said not to bring one", and he's all like........
They May Have Canceled the Golden Globes... (Sift Talk Post)
Laekroth is da man. Feel free to use your new powers to * save a couple of my discarded videos. Except this one. That would be bad.
Ron Paul on Huckabee's use of the cross in TV ad
Saying that wasn't a cross is like saying Jerry Seinfeld doesn't like diet Coke. Its product placement pure and simple.
Airline Panic Attack
I'm thinking viral for Diet Coke.
kronosposeidon (Member Profile)
No offense taken whatsoever - you just got to experience the Sift's "*Quality Control" mechanics at their most dramatic.
Keep pushing the boundaries - we've all had our discards and promotes. It comes with the territory.
In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Wow, you guys and gals really hate this one, don't ya? I don't take it personally, because I know this kind of thing pushes the boundaries of taste. However I don't think it's misogynistic or pro-violence. After the guy punches the girl his shocked and horrified friends immediately come over to pull him off her. Not exactly a ringing endorsement of his behavior, right?
I laughed when I first saw this because I was completely surprised by the punch. That's where I saw the humor, NOT because he was hitting a girl who rejected him. Plus Mentos commercials were so wholesomely corny to start with that a punch in the face was absolutely the last thing I expected. Again, it was the surprise that made me giggle, not the violent retribution itself.
Having said all that I can see how some would find this offensive or just plain stupid. I'm sorry if it has offended anyone, because I'm not a misogynist, nor am I a violent person in any way. Maybe I should have let it die instead of requeuing it. Oh well, comedy is always at least a little risky anyway. Safe comedy is just boring, n'est-ce pas?
In reply to this comment by Krupo:
I've declared a downvote vendetta against this vid - nothing personal kronosposeidon, I just find this atrocious.