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uhohzombies (Member Profile)

rottenseed says...

...for the love of god, that was disturbing. Thanks for the awesome find.

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Thanks for the nightmares. Pequeña is probably the most disturbing YouTube phenomenon, next to the girl who urinates and defecates in her panties and posts the videos.
I wanna see those...where are those?


lol, unfortunately for you her account got banned. I accidentally found that shit (literally) when searching for clips from the movie Stripes and she had posted one called "Poking through stripes" where she basically took a dump in her striped underwear.

Check this out for another YouTube freak of nature I ran into while trying to track down the poop girl for you, you sicko.

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uhohzombies says...

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Thanks for the nightmares. Pequeña is probably the most disturbing YouTube phenomenon, next to the girl who urinates and defecates in her panties and posts the videos.
I wanna see those...where are those?


lol, unfortunately for you her account got banned. I accidentally found that shit (literally) when searching for clips from the movie Stripes and she had posted one called "Poking through stripes" where she basically took a dump in her striped underwear.

Check this out for another YouTube freak of nature I ran into while trying to track down the poop girl for you, you sicko.

uhohzombies (Member Profile)

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The Official Roast of dotdude! (Parody Talk Post)

my15minutes says...

>> ^dotdude:
> Zifnab, you're referring to "performance art," a genre I don't do.


then, why did your neighbors tell us you're frequently seen, on nearby streetcorners, defecating on canvas and finger-painting with it?

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The Official Roast of karaidl! (Parody Talk Post)

kronosposeidon says...

Your mentally challenged niece is HOT, karaidl! Obviously she doesn't get her looks from anyone close to your end of the gene pool. Does she talk like Garp's dad? Good enough for me. Why don't you introduce us? You can even chaperone us on our first date. Bring a jizz mop. Better bring a raincoat too.

You know, just the other night when I was sodomizing your father with hardened horse feces while your mom was felching my midget slaves we all got to talking about you. Me, your mom, your father/grandfather, the midgets, and the ghost of Sharon Tate (she always shows up uninvited). Anyway, the subject of you came up, because apparently Fate determined that some boners had to die right then and there. So we talked at width about you, because it's just a cruel joke to talk about you and length. The midgets made a motion (they do everything together; just ask your mom) that we finally reveal the sad secret about your birth, and the motion carried:

You have a twin. Judge Wapner decided it would be best to separate you two at the moment of defecation. As the years passed we grew to appreciate his sagacious decision, because had your twin grown up with you he would have become a hopeless fuckwit, the likes of which have not been seen since you last looked in the mirror. He's an internet star now, and thankfully he's much more well adjusted than you could ever hope to be.

Now make yourself useful and man the gloryhole at the truck stop on Jingle Junction. Those dicks aren't going to suck themselves now, are they?

Eating Meat = Climate Change

MycroftHomlz says...

I am not sure this is based on science.

If one made a serious effort to produce alternative food sources it isn't clear to me that they would not produce different amounts of carbon dioxide. Also, I have found no scientific peer reviewed papers on ISI confirming this conjecture

Moreover, I think there is a thermodynamical difference between carbon dioxide and other green house gases produced by fossil fuels and those produced from defecation.

Phantom Pooper - This is News?

rickegee says...

*save - because VS has made the papers:
Idaho Falls Post Register
HEADLINE: Kudos in order for local TV station
BYLINE: By NICK DRAPER

It's time to give credit where credit is due: Well done, KIDK Eyewitness News.
The TV station's investigative report about a phantom pooper has become somewhat of an Internet craze. Type in ""phantom pooper"" on Google and you'll see what I mean. Web sites including Moron.com, i-am-bored.com and a host of others picked up KIDK's Oct. 10 broadcast for all
on the Net to behold. In case you don't already know, here's the background, according to Channel 3: A man has been defecating at the pillars of the Lindsay Boulevard underpass.This act, besides being gross, is upsetting patrons and employees at nearby businesses because the smell has been
drifting to their doors.

I went to check out the area Friday morning to see if things have improved.
Upon parking my car at Outback Steakhouse, I did notice a foul smell
in the air. But I was downwind from a cattle trailer, so there's no way I would have noticed anything except those smelly cows.
And the pillars were noticeably cleaner than the ones KIDK displayed numerous times during its broadcast. But I think that's because it rained the whole day Thursday, not because the pooper decided to find another spot.
It's funny, though. It seems like most of the people logging on to the Web sites replaying the story aren't laughing with KIDK's newsteam - they're laughing at them.

Take Videosift.com for instance, which titles the report ""Phantom Pooper - This is News?"" Someone also left a comment below the video questioning which was worse, the story or KIDK for broadcasting it.
Ouch!
What these Internet low lives fail to realize is this type of behavior needs to be exposed, and Channel 3 did just that. It's a good thing the Idaho Falls Police Department isn't taking this phantom pooper lightly, either.
Lt. Joe Cawley didn't know who was specifically assigned to the case,
but did say officers patrolling the area around the Lindsay Boulevard underpass will be on the lookout for anyone dropping trough.
This guy faces a misdemeanor if they catch him in the act.
Even though some on the Net find the phantom pooper story ridiculous, KIDK is still getting a lot of exposure. And that has to count for something, right?
So kudos to KIDK Eyewitness News.
You really did live up to your new slogan: ""Watching Out for You.""
Cops and courts reporter Nick Draper can be reached at 542-6742.

Arrested for reading the Constitution

gorgonheap says...

No cops are bad seriously, I once knew a guy who, knew this guy who got arrested for defecating on public property. He was all like "hey man, It's a free country ! Read the Constitution!"

Gimmie a break, if you want to paint the police as bad people do it with something more then a redneck response based on anger at "the system"

Ron Paul on Homosexuality

honkeytonk73 says...

My happy happy invisible imaginary friend who loves everyone says non-believing non-religio-conformists must burn in the lake of fire! So.. either join us, or meet your magical destiny. By the way. Jesus loves you. We are a peaceful.. as long as you are white, Texan, and evangelical.

By the way.. please don't ask me how fire can be in the form of liquid in a lake. Its PLASMA ok? Its superheated compressed plasma, because hell is deep underground where pressure is exceedingly high as well as the temperatures.

But.. as we are sucking so much oil out of the Earth, often replacing the space with water, we are slowly reducing that temperature.. thus hell is going to 'freeze over'.

Praise the magic-man sparkly shiny sparkling magic shooter man who can make the sick well, urinate wine, and defecate gold bricks. All in the name of the meek and poor. As you see.. there are no homeless or sick 'believers' in the world. Yeah. Thats the ticket.

Toilet-trained huge Pouched Rat.

Mike Tysons Greatest Moments

rembar says...

It pains me to see such an incredible athlete down and out, he was basically used by everyone around him, with the exception of Cus, and then spit out when his turn was done.

And contrary to popular belief, the man is not as stupid as he might sound sometimes. He understands himself and his situation better than most people assume.

"I'm the most irresponsible person in the world. The reason I'm like that is because, at 21, you all gave me $50 (million) or $100 million, and I didn't know what to do. I'm from the ghetto. I don't know how to act. One day I'm in a dope house robbing somebody. The next thing I know, 'You're the heavyweight champion of the world.' ...Who am I? What am I? I don't even know who I am. I'm just a dumb child. I'm being abused. I'm being robbed by lawyers. I think I have more money than I do. I'm just a dumb pugnacious fool. I'm just a fool who thinks I'm someone. And you tell me I should be responsible?"

"At times, I come across as crude or crass, that irritates you when I come across like a Neanderthal or a babbling idiot at times. But I like to be that person. I like to show you all that person because that's who you come to see."

"If I take this camera and put it in your face for 20 years, I don't know what you might be. You might be a homosexual if I put that camera on you since you were 13 years old. I've been on that camera since I was 13 years old."

"I don't know if I'm mentally sick, but I have...episodes sometimes. I'm a depressant kind of dude. I have episodes, and I'm human. But no one cares about my health as a human because sometimes I'm in my episodes when I'm at work."

"The one thing I know, everyone respects the true person and everyone's not true with themselves. All of these people who are heroes, these guys who have been lily white and clean all their lives, if they went through what I went through, they would commit suicide. They don't have the heart that I have. I've lived places they can't defecate in."

"I have some pain I'm gonna have for the rest of my life. So every now and then I kick your fucking ass."

And one of my personal favorites: "I just want to conquer people and their souls."

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