I like to sort of jokingly "belittle" myself when I'm talking to a girl I have the potential of hooking up with. This serves 2 purposes, 1) it shows security in that I can make a joke about myself and 2) it lowers their expectations so at the very least they're not disappointed and at the most they're pleasantly surprised.

I always laugh at those types that talk big game about their dicks because even if they're average, they're setting the girl up for disappointment.>> ^Yogi:

>> ^rottenseed:
Any guy knows that dick size is a status symbol and not necessarily about pleasing a woman. That look of awe on a woman's face when she first unwraps your package versus that look of "awwwww" definitely weighs into the equation.

Lower expectations could only help

>> ^rottenseed:

Any guy knows that dick size is a status symbol and not necessarily about pleasing a woman. That look of awe on a woman's face when she first unwraps your package versus that look of "awwwww" definitely weighs into the equation.


Lower expectations could only help

Any guy knows that dick size is a status symbol and not necessarily about pleasing a woman. That look of awe on a woman's face when she first unwraps your package versus that look of "awwwww" definitely weighs into the equation.

she's 8 years old. I was impressed that she even sounded a little bit LIKE Lady Gaga, while dancing at the same time, and in a language other than her native tongue (Portuguese) ~ WOW ~ the announcers are repeatedly congratulating her on her singing, that was the focus. (on a side note, they used to call me "Laurinha", awwwww...)

awwwww, aren't you super sweet sweetums?
i stocked up on lube, the backdoor is all yours tonight.
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How's it going, Ruby?

Haha! Awwwww, is the most powerful country on earth (TM) brought to it's knees by some snow?

That's not a snowstorm - this is a snowstorm.

Awwwww. I always thought some Kung-Fu really would have spruced this movie up. But it's still pretty good.

Awwwww Poor Ed

So, this was written six hours ago, and being that RS is in the same time zone as me, that would mean he wrote it at 3:30am. And, we just had a daylight savings fall back happen, so technically it was really like 4:30am. Last night was Halloween: a party night.

Obviously RS was drunk and feeling all 'tear in my beer' for MGR. Awwwww. What a sweet princess. Later he'll wake up and check through his recent comments in a panic wondering what he posted while 'drunk surfing' the Sift.

A transcript of what I just said:
"Uh oh. Ohh... Ohhhhhhhhhh, Awwwww man!!! Hahahahahaha. That sucked."

Awwwww....Hims just wants some lovins'!

Awwwww..... So close

My hubby says this vid makes him love cows.
Awwwww....

" aw fuck your mother "

awwwww classic banter between man and woman.

>> ^acidSpine:
GOD I HATE FISHERMEN!!! And because I'm a fair guy I fucking hate fisherwomen too

Awwwww...

equal opportunity hatred melts my heard :-*