I farted with TOR just to see what it would do-made my browser drag some, ran in the background, etc.
When I was sock-puppeting here i used a number of proxy servers, all crappy and unreliable. I'm more concerned about the NSA recording every keystroke than having my identity stolen. They can have my identity, I ain't usin' it...

>> ^pumkinandstorm:

Congratulations on ruby my dear sock puppet pal!!! Love you lots! xo


OUTED! [groan] I'll get you my little pretty =oP

Thanks for your recommendation to check out the Sift! It not for you ... ???

=oD

Me thinks these sock puppets are planning to take over us meatbags. Or this might be the work of @graterbot.

>> ^bareboards2:

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You slipped up and CONFESSED ALL!!!!
It was just a matter of time!

>> ^pumkinandstorm:
Congratulations on ruby my dear sock puppet pal!!! Love you lots! xo



Busted!

I KNEW IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You slipped up and CONFESSED ALL!!!!

It was just a matter of time!



>> ^pumkinandstorm:

Congratulations on ruby my dear sock puppet pal!!! Love you lots! xo

Congratulations on ruby my dear sock puppet pal!!! Love you lots! xo

This reminds me of the difference between an optimist and pessimist.

Lock a pessimist in a room full of "manure" and they will cry, cry, cry.

Lock an optimist in a room full of "manure", come back later, and you will find them happily digging through the crap with their bare hands. "With all this shit, there must be a pony in here somewhere!"

What's really funny about this is I hadn't realized you had come out of the sock puppet closet, chingalingachogchog. I was just honestly and pessimistically responded to the pile!

I need to unleash my inner optimist!


>> ^chingalera:

Damn, see?! Here I am thinkin' alla time that my less-than-clever observations have a kernel of truth embedded in the of manure.

In reply to this comment by lurgee:
damn! you are one cutest sock puppet i have ever seen.

Thank you!!!

Watcha gonna do with all your other sock puppets?

I'd use one to try and get myself banned. Then I'd create another account and quickly try and get it to silver so I could create another poll asking for my original account to get unbanned. Then I'd out the silver account as a sock-puppet account and get that banned. However, it says in the rules that people creating two accounts get banned by IP address. So now my original account, though unbanned, can't be accessed from home due to the IP address ban. So I'd create a third account from work (to get around the IP ban) and then get that to silver, and then create a poll to get the IP ban lifted on the original account. Now, I out the third account as another sock-puppet and ask that it be banned by IP. Now I can't surf VideoSift from work. My productivity at work sky rockets. Company goes from strength to strength. Record profits year on year. I am named Great British Employee of the Year in 2014 (I go on to win it each year until retirement). 10 years later I am knighted and become Sir Hybrid.

Moral of the story. Use polls wisely and always think about the long term consequences.

>> ^spoco2:

Wow, may I say congratualisitioniningmationinings.... and then ask... who are you?
I truly have not noticed you, what with your rise to power being so quick!
Impressive, most impressive.


I'm a blankfist sock puppet of course.

Wow, I think I'll make a sock puppet account and downvote myself.

Only @votedem I think.
>> ^chicchorea:

Alrighty then, riddle me this...
Who above is actually a serial sock puppet?