Doing away with kid-friendly info bubbles and colorful photos, new 'TIME Advanced' will cater to adults with an interest in news.
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 4 years 3 months 1 week ago • 2,600 viewsThe Onion
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On Today Now!, author Christine Eckard teaches Jim and Tracy to imagine economic problems as oily, curly-haired "Grabblers."
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 4 years 3 months 4 weeks ago • 1,586 views"Molly discovered while hunting for enough news to fill three hours". One of the Onion's finest.
posted by shadownc 1 decade 4 years 4 months 2 weeks ago • 4,224 viewsChilling audio recovered from Flight 1134's data-recording parrot, Banana, contain mentions of 'altitude loss', 'pretty feathers'.
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 4 years 4 months ago • 2,616 viewsFollowing Jen, Paris Hilton has adopted six different men from around the world!
posted by mintbbb 1 decade 4 years 4 months ago • 3,012 viewsIn The Know panelists discuss yesterday's truck accident, and why nothing was done to prevent the vehicle from accidentally spiraling out of control and killing rafters in canyon below.
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 4 years 4 months 2 weeks ago • 1,618 views7/7/2010
posted by NetRunner 1 decade 4 years 4 months 3 weeks ago • 3,905 viewsONN's Terrorism Expert Omar Al-Farouq explains how Al Qaeda's love for the beloved teen vampire series prevented the death of thousands. Complete with a scene from Al Qaeda's re-imagining of 'New Moon'.
posted by EDD 1 decade 4 years 5 months ago • 2,532 views • 3:12On Today Now!, 87-year-old Beverly DeAngeles gives tips for trapping a census worker in your home for as long as possible.
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 4 years 5 months 1 week ago • 1,121 viewsOfficials say a positive E. coli test prompted the recall, affecting the Wharton family's stores of ground beef, beef chuck, and rump roast.
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 4 years 5 months 1 week ago • 1,855 viewsSoccer has finally come out of the closet: Gay & Proud!
posted by SlipperyPete 1 decade 4 years 5 months 2 weeks ago • 2,129 viewsJim and Tracy welcome fallen firefighter Logan Norelli's wife on Today NOW! for a special tribute to a true American hero and total smokin' hottie.
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 4 years 5 months 4 weeks ago • 1,690 viewsConstitutional debate continues over whether public schools should include biblical Armageddon alongside global warming in end-of-world curriculum.
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 4 years 6 months 1 week ago • 1,729 viewsLMAO - The emergency call from the Beta user is diamond! Also, an announcement of Yahoo!'s Y-Phone....
posted by Zonbie 1 decade 4 years 6 months 2 weeks ago • 1,974 viewsFrom claim jumpers to politicians to coyotes, the straight-shooter that shook up the 2008 presidential race is taking them all on and licking them good.
posted by rich_magnet 1 decade 4 years 6 months 2 weeks ago • 1,115 viewsA Hollywood insider since childhood, Barrymore finally reveals all in her new 42-page autobiographical coloring book.
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 4 years 7 months ago • 1,935 viewsLive O-SPAN coverage of the 75th annual dinner with a special awards presentation to the crew who tirelessly buffed every inch of the White House State Floor this past winter.
posted by Zifnab 1 decade 4 years 7 months ago • 2,510 viewsFresh from his Blue Grass Stakes win, Liam Hollins moves onto the Kentucky Derby where he hopes to be the first to mercilessly beat a horse across the finish line.
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