Spam Haiku
keyboard jerkin' off
desperate for attention
spammers self-combust
now even worse than
The New Media Douchbag
gang ban the spammer
call me a post whore
but flooding sites with that crap
you'd blow for page hits
desperate for attention
spammers self-combust
now even worse than
The New Media Douchbag
gang ban the spammer
call me a post whore
but flooding sites with that crap
you'd blow for page hits
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though it is tempting
![](https://videosift.com/vs5/emoticon/teeth.gif)
Viagra's unneeded and
I've enough inches
How about limericks?!
Why spammers persist I'm unsure.
To all true Sifters 'round who are pure:
Let's spread out each spammer
and apply the ban-hammer,
for castration may be the sole cure.
I'd give a *quality if I could. To the both of yas.
lucky's got some nerve
posting about his man size
wonder charms says
apparent to me
![](https://videosift.com/vs5/emoticon/tongue.gif)
is "charms" has one syllable
that's not a haiku
you are deflecting
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i detect a tiny dick
wonder what charms says
Haiku War!![](https://videosift.com/vs5/emoticon/wink.gif)
missed this blog post
too lazy to read it all
dark clouds in the sky
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