I went into work yesterday, feeling pretty good. I had gotten a solid eight hours of sleep and was refreshed and ready for the day. I go to put my lab coat on and start the day, only to find that my sleeves had been stapled shut after I left the previous night. Pardon the image quality. My phone camera thinks it's 2001. Any one have any ideas for revenge? I've tried taking the bolts out of the perpetrator's chair, but I did a test sit and sure enough it stayed up. I'm thinking about replacing the Mountain Dew in her cans with salted seltzer water.