LYRICS:
Oh yeah, dat's right.
DJ Gryphon in teh house.
Well. Atually, wer outside.
Right now we're outside of the house.
You know. You konw wat I meant.
Okay.

I wish dat I culd run fast enouf to catch a bird.
I wish I had a better bark to scare the lawnmower.
I wish I didn't get in trouble when I ate the shoes.
I wish I didn't have to sit just to get a treat.

I was told when I was older I would still be cute,
but Toby got another puppy who is named BooBoo.

(So I have to bury every single one of my treats.)
'Cause BooBoo's younger, so he runs faster than me.
And sometimes he eats my food before I can get to it.

Wish we could turn back time to the good dog days...
When'a BooBoo was not alive yet, because he's stupid.
Wish we could turn back time (BOW) to the good dog days...
When'a BooBoo was not alive yet, because he's stupid.

His brain's smaller than you would think
for the size of his... big huge head that he has.
(He's stupid)
But he's almost as smart as a brick,
so that's looking on the bright side,
which is what I want to do.

Sometimes a certain smell would bring me back
to when I was a puppy.
When I could mark my territory,
and no one would take it from me.

And I would take it back,
but BooBoo's bladder's bigger than ME.
When BooBoo pees, he never runs out of it,
I could probably only pee on one.

He thinks he's my brother
cause we have the same owner,
same collar leash hangs a ball throw
from the Creeper I used to hump.

And it would remind me of when
I didn't have to share...
all the beds and toys and treats.
If I could have them all, then that would be better.

My name is Gryphon, and I'll pee on everything
(You own. Everything you own.)
My name is Gryphon, and I'll pee on everything
(You love. Everything you love.)

Wish we could turn back time to the good dog days...
When'a BooBoo was not alive yet, because he's stupid.
Wish we could turn back time (BOW) to the good dog days...
When'a BooBoo was not alive yet, because he's stupid.

You used to give me pets,
give me all the different treats.
I would see a stupid squirrel,
and I'd chase it up a tree.
I would sit next to your feet
while you'd sing Assassin's Creed literals,
WAKE UP, YOU NEED TO BE FUNNY!

You used to give me pets,
give me all the different treats.
I would see a stupid squirrel,
and I'd chase it up a tree.
I would sit next to your feet
while you'd sing Assassin's Creed literals,
WAKE UP, YOU NEED TO BE FUNNY!

But that was then.

Wish we could turn back time to the good dog days...
When'a BooBoo was not alive yet, because he's stupid.
Wish we could turn back time (BOW) to the good dog days...
When'a BooBoo was not alive yet, because he's stupid.

I love this song, cause I don't get the lyrics.
I don't understand the meaning of the lyrics.
I have an extremely limited understanding of language.
WAKE UP, YOU NEED TO BE FUNNY!

You always give me pets,
give me all the different treats.
If I see a stupid squirrel,
I can chase it up a tree.
And I sat next to your feet
while you made this parody,
but I just cannae tell iffit's funny.

Stevens notes:
Special thanks to:
Terabrite (mixing)
Jon Callendar (instrumentals)
ZakVlogz (subtitles)
CuteGirlVoice (camerawoman)
Gryphon & BooBoo (being cute and eating treats)
M0nkeypantz (annotatification)