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She's Mine -- (Sketchies II; 2nd Round Entry)

submitted by 9073

1 decade 6 years 6 months 3 weeks ago

Sketchies

Chaucer can get the girl by doing literally anything.

Lyrics:

I've never known female rejection
never had to beg for their affection
snap my fingers once then twice
no need for a third snap she is mine
When it comes to manners
I don't have many
when it comes to girls...
I could have any!
Don't have to take her out
don't have to spend no green
just grab my pepper-grinder and dip it into her vaseline
Pit the freezer against the stove
make a fisherman depressed
just two of many actions that make all the babes impressed
SUCH AS!
The raven-faced bike ride!
If you did it you'd look like a dick
but when I do it I LOOK AMAZING
Or I could do the lost matador routine!
Or force-feed change to a squirrel!
Or build a robot out of wine!
Or ruin a family's first vacation to America!