This is textbook douchebaggery. Let's document its intracasies together. Goal: 100 douchy details.
#1 suspiciously placed guitar in the background. -dft
#2 THAT GODDAMN SHIRT! -uhoh
#3 The faux angst. -uhoh
#4 The 5 o'clock shadow. -uhoh
#5 The staring off camera. -uhoh
#6 The (fashionably functionally messy) hair. -uhoh
#7 The shallow attention whoring. -uhoh
#8 How many people paint their walls to be that dark? -kp
#9 Overly earnest for such a content free video. -kp
#10 He displays the Grip Master that he uses to build his massive guitar chops with. -dft
#11 He let's if be known that the Gripmaster is not his own, presumably because he is too cool to buy such an item himself. -dft
#12 Dramatic pauses between sentences. -MaxWilder
#13 Over serious tone. -MaxWilder
#14 Pretentious structure. -MaxWilder
#15 No content. -MaxWilder
#16: the assumption that people watch his videos for a reason. -rottenseed
#17: Insincere signoff... "I'll... see you soon..." -garmachi
#18: The shaggy hair. Not necessarily bad by itself.. but it's obviously part of the package. Especially since it's "the thing" now. -fleetze
#19 Thinks he's mastered the ironic hipster persona, thus covering up the fact that he's a shallow attention whore. He hasn't. - ridesallyridenc
#20 The satiny paint texture is pretentious as f%#k -deathcow
#21 post 90's scuzz mullets -choggie
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