That's right kids, I'm dedicating this to myself, because I got a yellow star today. Since genius is seldom understood, I have no intention of holding this against any of you liberals. I know you have my best interests in mind, along with that of my country.

Furthermore, I'd like to dedicate this occasion to a very special Shmawy, who we all know was unfairly banned recently. I'm sorry they did this to you, buddy, but I guess it's how it works around here.

Next, I dedicate this to choggie, who is the only person besides me not afraid to speak his intelligent mind and who doesn't mince words.

Many thanks to all who were undoubtedly planning to do this on my behalf, but I didn't do this for me. No, it was for Shmawy and choggie.

Finally, whoever you flamers are who change my tags, don't ever do it again. XXOO

Yours always,
Defender of the Universe