Three of our fellow Sifters recently achieved Gold 100 status: Raigen, Ornthoron, and gorillaman. None of them are American, but let's not hold that against them.





Brother Raigen not only got to Gold 100 recently, he also had his one year anniversary just a few days ago. He hails from Canada, and it appears he's trying to pass himself off as some smartypants physicist. I ain't buying it. Just look at him. Now I'll admit that I learned a great deal about Canuck culture from him and his brother, but none of it involved any fancy book-learnin'. Drop the charade, Raigen. Get rid of the glasses too. They ain't making you look any smarter. Just stick to making shitty beer commercials, sellout.


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It appears we have yet another Norwegian rising through the ranks, brothers and sisters. We have rasch187, lavoll, and now Ornthoron. Yet another pagan savage has established a firm foothold in Siftland. Ornthoron got his Gold 100 in less than 3 months, which is not too shabby for a non-charter member. And guess what? He ALSO claims to be a smartypants physicist. AND he also claims to be playing the accordian in this video:



Right. I think he's the guy shaving with a straight razor. Sharp shiny objects are pretty.
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Now I know next to nothing about gorillaman's background, outside of the fact that he gets his marching orders from an 82-yr old English monarch. But I really don't need to know more than what we see in the above picture of him in his natural habitat. Just look at gorillaman, then his silverback buddy, and then it becomes obvious as to why he's known as the "gorillaman": They both have perfect butts. Nice, tight, muscular, butts. Butts that legends are made of. Butts that make me proud to be a primate. The heir-apparent to this once-perfect British butt from 20 years ago:



Now if you'll excuse me, I'd like a few moments alone. In the mean time you can congratulate our congratulatees.