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CHP Officer not happy when you go 90 mph
I got pulled over by the CHP for doing 110 outside King City in California.
The cop didn't even ask how fast I was going. He just said "110" and then he said "I'm going to write you up for 80 and save your license."
"Thank you, Officer." -- and I was sincere as fuck when I said it, too.
That was the last speeding ticket I got and it was over 20 years ago. Luckily, there was no cop around when I hit 140 on highway 237 outside Mountain View a week later. I miss the hell out of my Z-28!
BSR (Member Profile)
I'll be there. Be sure to let me know the date in advance so I can book tickets.
Happy birthday.
Thanks man. That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day. I'll save you a spot at my funeral as long as they can recover my body.
David Blaine Freaks Jimmy Out
Hang on, now, this is physics law.
Let's say it's a 1g nail and a 100g frog. In order to effect a 100-fold increase in relativistic mass (i.e. starting mass / sqrt( 1 - v^2/c^2) ) the velocity must be over 99% of the speed of light (it would be 99% if we didn't have to square them).
That's a hell of a lot more than 20 over, buddy. Is there a limit on that fine, or does it depend on the width of the ticket?
Yeah but it would roughly amount to a speeding ticket of 20 miles an hour over the speed limit. I doubt he'd fight it in court.
David Blaine Freaks Jimmy Out
Yeah but it would roughly amount to a speeding ticket of 20 miles an hour over the speed limit. I doubt he'd fight it in court.
Obviously. It would violate the law of conservation of mass to turn a single nail into a frog.
Sea of Thieves - A Friendship Review | exurb1a
A nice, touching review….now go buy your friend and his girlfriend first class cruise tickets and SHOW them you mean it.
Smoke Shop Robbery, Las Vegas - Robber Stabbed
There was more than enough time to bleed through from 7 stab wounds before he dumped him on the floor, imo. I was shocked the store owner wasn’t drenched in blood by then, but I see none at all. I just find that odd, I bleed like a water balloon if you stick me.
I also found it insane the thief didn’t seem to react to the first 4-5 stabs at all, he fought back like nothing happened at first, another reason I assumed they maybe didn’t penetrate. The last two sure did, but even the knife still looked clean coming out. WTF!? Super blood absorbing sweat shirt?
I think the owner, if charged, will go for a jury trial and be acquitted….or might take a no prison plea deal if it’s good enough. I can’t see getting a conviction in Nevada for this, unless he hires Amber Heard or Alex Jones’ lawyers. In Florida, he wouldn’t get a ticket. I doubt he’ll see jail, possibly a fine and huge civil suit. Hope he has good insurance.
Edit: I just found this piece about this robbery victim shooting a disarmed robber in the back, eventually killing him, who wasn’t charged. I think the smoke shop owner was more restrained and hope he isn’t charged either.
? Inviting him back in? What? When? They never left. I don’t think he’s claiming these were the same robbers that robbed him earlier that month, if that’s what you mean.
Edit: I do love the prominent cross on the one robber’s neck. This is what people mean when they say “I’m a Christian, I would never do something like that.”
I don't think the blood had time to penetrate the clothing he was wearing. I also believe each strike penetrated pretty well with the force he was using. I also think the owner is going to see some jail time.
The owner wanted the altercation by inviting the robber back into the store so he could get revenge.
The Sparks Brothers Trailer
Note to self: THE SPARKS BROTHERS tickets.
SF Police VS Autonomous Taxi
KITT would talk his way out of the ticket, KARR would run over the cops and laugh!
What would KITT & KARR do?
Jim Carrey reacts to Will Smith Chris Rock Slap @ The Oscars
I agree with Jim Carrey that the standing ovation given to Will Smith was more offensive than the slap itself. Kudos to Chris Rock for taking the high road, and getting "on with the show" - shows a true professional. Glad his comedy tour tickets are selling out.
A lot of initial reports were calling this a punch, but it wasn't. It was a weak slap, I'm sure that Smith could have slapped much harder but that wasn't the point. It was still dumb. He should have just got on stage and asked Chris to apologize and hold up the show until he did. The dumbest part was Will actually laughed at the joke!
As far as DA prosecuting, you know he'd never see jail time, and for any monetary fine- he's already done to himself by negative reputation. Think of all the potential future roles he's lost in that 1 moment. Time to go buy an island and move there, cause he's now retired.
Jim Carrey reacts to Will Smith Chris Rock Slap @ The Oscars
I had heard that not only is he selling out now, tickets are $750!! That said, in a month when the excitement dies down, who’s to say it won’t swing the other way.
And there’s the damage to his reputation, if not his career, that is also worth something. Not $500million, but you start big…who knows, maybe Will would hand it over to escape. He’s got it.
I think the appropriate measure is what would Will say was enough restitution if someone did that to his loved one, wife or child, on an international broadcast…that’s what he owes Chris’s family. That’s got to be in the hundreds of millions, not a few thousand….but I don’t decide so my opinion is moot.
Edit: really, I think the DA should press charges. He doesn’t need Chris, he’s got it on video from a dozen angles. Case closed.
That's hard to prove. And actually the end result would be the opposite. His recent tour's sold out. He's (rightfully) benefitting from the incident financially because he took the high road. Sue for the physical damage, sure, but whatever the amount a judge & jury would award him, it'd be just a drop in a bucket from Smith. Probably end up settled out of court. But I would most definitely take all the money from Smith. Then give it to charity to rub it in.
Last Week in the Republican Party
this should be the next big internet challenge: try to down a drink while listening to clips like these (w/o the slightest spit-take).
isn't it something, hearing the co-occurrence of mtg claim of never of having heard of the 4x polio vaccine, when the process is actually that? that's spooky dumb.
but that is a phenomenon have noticed over the years (just off the top o' head)...
- the orange scream admin's numerous typos (SOTU tickets, inaugural tickets...) selling it's self as the best ever
- blackburn quoting the declaration of independence while pontificating about the constitution, yet she is on the panel questioning a SCOTUS candidate
- w's sec of war not knowing the history of WWII when declaring adolph was elected
- the gop urging of obama to let an oil pipeline continue, yet the same co. having a major pipeline break, just days before the decision deadline
...the symmetry in their assertion of knowledge; then disproving the claim - many times in the same sentence - is surrealistic.
add this and their laws against schools...
https://youtu.be/YR5ApYxkU-U?t=204
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CNN Confronts Biden Advisor on Ukraine
At least Joe still has it base???
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Sioux Falls police officer delivers DoorDash order
I think the poor fella that was working to deliver the meal needs the tip to help pay for the tickets, car tow, impounded car fees, and court fees related to their arrest.
THIS is why I don't like tipping up front... the cop should have got the tip.
bobknight33 (Member Profile)
Better get your tickets to Trump/OReilly before they sell out…..
Oh, never mind, they’re only running at 5-10% capacity at the small (10000 - 15000 seat) stadiums that they booked. That means a free upgrade is guaranteed, buy nose bleed seats, you’ll be sitting in the floor seating anyway.
But he’s so popular, how can that be? His photoshopped photos show every single seat filled…too bad for them local news also took footage showing the reality of near empty stadiums.