This video has been nominated as a duplicate of this video by therealblankman. If this nomination is seconded with *isdupe, the video will be killed and its votes transferred to the original.

No one remembers when I posted this almost 3 years ago?
http://videosift.com/video/Self-Induced-Religious-Fit

DDDUUUUUUPPPEEE!

>> ^peggedbea:
THIS IS NOT PORN. THIS IS A PARODY VIDEO OF OLD LADIES FROM A REPRESSIVE GENERATION LIBERATING THEMSELVES IN THE MOST RIDICULOUS FASHION. AND FUCKING GOOD FOR THEM.
BRAINS APPOLOGY POST SAID IT BEST
titty babies are traumatized by vaginas that are not attached to porn stars.
the polling system is built into the site. and don't even get me started on the number of videos that got mass amounts of votes for being sexy. even if the content itself wasnt intended to strictly titillate, the reason these videos made it to the top was the male sift brain sexualizing it. there is even a video clip from an actual soft core porn vid, allowed to stay without the fuss.
and the talk of bannings, RIDICULOUS.


Sorry peggedbea, parody or not, it fits the definition-While not always universally accepted, definitions are not like assholes. Everybody does not have one....unless, perhaps, they have free-associative programs running in the background which convince the semantic mechanics otherwise. No brain, there is no polling system built into the site permitting posts containing nude women masturbating and offering up macro shots of their cooters!!
Sexy is fine, always has been, and given the amount of shut-in, socially dysfunctional WoW generation males on the site, who spell boobs with a "W" and have only ever touched their own cocks much less had any intimacy with a female of the species, I am surprised there are not more posts from these developmentally disabled.

We have issue with the "male sift brain" sexualizing anything....more like the kind of antics of a monkey who, finding his habitat trampled upon by nosy tourists, throws shit at the nearest, then dances around whooping....

no one talked of banning..... I simply hobbled the abuser, as the powers afforded the status according to the stated guidelines offered.

I would like to take this opportunity to offer the most sincere apology imaginable in this current incarnation, if I offended ANYBODY'S divine sensibilities with my actions of yesterday.

I have sat in sackcloth and ashes for most of the day now, and have begun a rigorous regimen of self-induced flagellation to attempt some transubstantial effect worthy of the forgiveness I fear may never come. In order to amend my gross and wholly negligent abuse, I have devised the most grueling of tortures to follow in order to somehow sublimate my egregious ill-will and hatred for all of humanity and gOd herself, especially the vaginas, oh so wet and smelly, pulsating this way and that....

I only hope this will be enough for me to someday be welcome into her massive benevolent vagina rebirth facility, in Detroit's seedy underbelly.

Self-induced temporal lobe epilepsy anyone?

>> ^Crosswords:
I'm convinced the people who are still convinced Obama isn't a natural citizen are equivalent to Flat Earthers.


When the “Earth is Flat and Only 6000 Years Old” crowd blathers on, what they demonstrate is how badly they don’t understand basic science. The Birfers however show they have a real hard time with telling the truth. Every bit of their “evidence” has shown to be a lie. The birth certificate provided is not a forgery as they maintain, no African relatives made a claim that Obama was born in Kenya, his college has not released documents showing he got a scholarship for foreigners, there never was a travel ban for Americans going to Pakistan at the time Obama visited that country. Obama has not spent million of dollars defending his case. The reason why every time they go to court their cases are tossed out is the same reason why the Creationists cant get published in a legit scientific journal. They have no proof.

BTW - Anyone that has ever placed an obituary, birth or wedding announcement in a paper knows that you simply cant call up the local paper and give them the announcement. The papers have to verify it with the vital statistic people.
The Birfers are nothing more than sore losers. They see that the rest of America is rejecting them, their leaders and their values, and its driving them crazy. So crazy in fact that they will believe any lie that is told to them, as long as it satisfies their self induced victim mentality.

>> ^MarineGunrock:
But drugs are totally safe and should be legalized!


We've all seen far worse as a result of alcohol.

I've NEVER seen anyone act like this after a few puffs of bud. Or any amount, for that matter.

Regardless of what caused this guy to behave in this manner, this is nothing even remotely similar to what millions of responsible smokers lobby for. This guy has a problem (whether it be medical or self induced) that no law can prevent.

Sounds like paranoia resulting from the desperation of a Plutocratic government watching its economic prowess wane. It responds in the only way it can. With the very weapons they spent trillions and trillions on, resulting in the very economic condition they currently suffer from.

The US government is in denial. If it doesn't STOP it's militaristic domineering and invests in it's people, education, and a truly free and open economy rather than militarizing itself beyond the ridiculous point it has reached, then it is surely digging a hole towards it's own self induced demise.

The threat to the US is NOT other nations. The US government is the largest threat to itself.

He successfully self-induced an hypnotic trance state in which time outside himself was flowing smoothly and slowly, allowing him to easily and even lazily accomplish what he did. And, as you read this, you may begin, in a manner that is natural and easy without even having to know how it is actually happening in this moment as you experience the awareness of how you are totally and naturally able to do this in a manner that is just right for you and now you can now do it easily....

re-vamp health care-oh, you mean make hospitals look like the fine facilities in places lie Cuba and South America...
While yer at it, afford citizenship based on one's ability to get here, and of course, make citizenship and access a simple matter birthright for the children of illegals.....even Canadians outlawed that shit because Canada was beginning to look like China-

Health care problems in the US can be solved through educating imbeciles regarding diet, and providing access to more fresh, unprocessed foods-

Obama is as dangerous as all the candidates-same spinfest ya frikkin' fanboys and girls....

Why doesn't the skinny fuck talk about anything real? Because he's a construct, made from political paper-mache and straw.....

There would be no self-induced heart disease, diabetes, and other such malady that cripples the US health care system, were it not for the systematic manipulation of the same...Thank you insurance, thank you fear-mongers and the few who prey on the weak.

"I like Obama, and he's passed some wonderful legislation"
BUllshit-show us fanboy.....

Convinced I had seen actual footage of Satan and Hell, I swear I didn't sin for a whole year after I first saw this. My discovery of self-induced erections brought it to an end.

Fletch posts 6 vids in this playlist: "Islam - Died in the Queue" after the conversation with Gwaan in this video:
http://www.videosift.com/video/Children-in-militant-Kindergarten-Ceremony
which was posted a full day before this thread began.

But the point I saw was that all these videos made it through the queue:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Crazy-super-fundie-christian-freak-on-Trading-Spouses
http://www.videosift.com/video/Kirk-Cameron-The-Evolution-Zone
http://www.videosift.com/video/Sam-Harris-lectures-on-the-dangers-of-both-religious-fundamentalism-and-religious-moderation
http://www.videosift.com/video/Crazy-American-Fundamentalist-Christian
http://www.videosift.com/video/Dispatches-The-New-Fundamentalists-on-Channel-4
http://www.videosift.com/video/Doin-Nails-for-Jesus--from-Jesus-Camp
http://www.videosift.com/video/God-Hates-Fags
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Secret-Life-Of-Brian-Monty-Pythonreligion-documentary
http://www.videosift.com/video/Alan-Moore-discusses-religion-with-Stewart-Lee
http://www.videosift.com/video/Louis-Thereuxs-Weird-Weekend-Televangelists-next-5-inside
http://www.videosift.com/video/Richard-Dawkins-BBC-Interview
http://www.videosift.com/video/Gods-Next-Army-evangelicalpolitical-documentary-212
http://www.videosift.com/video/Christopher-Hitches-on-the-Death-of-Jerry-Falwell
http://www.videosift.com/video/Voltron-the-Transformers-are-the-work-of-Satan
http://www.videosift.com/video/Fundamentalism-vs-Evolution-The-Train-Crash
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Passion-of-Christ-2-Judgement-Day
http://www.videosift.com/video/UFO-Obsesed-Christians-Science-Public-Access-Television
http://www.videosift.com/video/Stephen-Lynch-Craig-Christ
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Atheist-P-Funk-is-Accosted-by-Christian-Evangelists
http://www.videosift.com/video/the-chapman-brothers-jump-rope-for-the-glory-of-god
http://www.videosift.com/video/Pope-has-never-read-Bible--Violence-Contrary-to-Gods-Nature
http://www.videosift.com/video/Jesus-Camp-on-Bill-Maher
http://www.videosift.com/video/Jesus-Heal-My-Masturbation-Genes-Story
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-God-Who-Wasnt-There-2005-documentary-film-1-hour
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Blasphemy-Challenge
http://www.videosift.com/video/QI-Christmas-Christianity-and-Mithras-Funny
http://www.videosift.com/video/Pulitzer-prize-winner-compares-US-Christian-Right-to-Fascism
http://www.videosift.com/video/Robert-Johnson-Expose-by-Christian-Group
http://www.videosift.com/video/Sign-of-the-Apocalypse-Christian-Comedy
http://www.videosift.com/video/Man-Says-Hes-Jesus-Followers-Get-666-Tattoos
http://www.videosift.com/video/Who-gives-you-candy-Jesus-or-Castroanti-commie-film-clip
http://www.videosift.com/video/Louis-Thereuxs-Weird-Weekend-Televangelists-next-5-inside
http://www.videosift.com/video/Kevin-Smith-about-Mel-Gibson
http://www.videosift.com/video/An-atheist-among-Christians-for-30-days
http://www.videosift.com/video/Chocolate-Jesus-Makes-Catholics-CRAZY
http://www.videosift.com/video/Jesus-Camp-controversial-2006-Evangelical-documentary
http://www.videosift.com/video/Stewart-Lee-Dont-get-me-started-
http://www.videosift.com/video/Ted-Haggard-Is-Completely-Heterosexual-by-Roy-Zimmerman
http://www.videosift.com/video/Mike-Daiseys-Christian-Audience-Protest-Walkout-and-Attack
http://www.videosift.com/video/God-is-not-Great-Stewart-interviews-Hitchens
http://www.videosift.com/video/Dr-Seuss-Bible
http://www.videosift.com/video/Kirk-Cameron-on-the-OReilly-Factor
http://www.videosift.com/video/School-Prayer-Debate-Turns-To-Hitler-Debate http://www.videosift.com/video/Doug-Stanhope-Why-I-dont-Believe
http://www.videosift.com/video/How-to-Witness-to-a-Homosexual
http://www.videosift.com/video/Self-Induced-Religious-Fit
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bill-Maher-interviews-Christoper-Hitchens
http://www.videosift.com/video/Submissive-Jesus
http://www.videosift.com/video/Bill-Mahers-New-Rules-Heaven-Can-Hate
http://www.videosift.com/video/United-States-of-Jesus
http://www.videosift.com/video/GodTube-how-to-deal-with-pr0n-on-the-intertubes
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Atheist-Delusion
http://www.videosift.com/video/Miracles-and-Morals
http://www.videosift.com/video/Life-and-Liberty-for-All-Who-Believe
http://www.videosift.com/video/Let-the-bodies-hit-the-floor-religious-smackdown
http://www.videosift.com/video/The-Evangelical-War-On-Science

then how about "these buildings were used to worship the sun, moon, and stars"..(with a picture of the Giza complex of pyramids)-that, is a self-induced, subjective editorial to make the writer, feeeeeeeel like they know what they are talking about....again, the contention being, that atheists are just as emotionally and superstitiously devout as the god-fearing,.... and monkeys looooove to assume shit..What were the pyramids for???? Hmmmmmm? Atheist, Christian,Booda-boy??? Anyone?

Diet. If self induced, it is cured through diet.

- "I'm sure that's what whites said about blacks during the Civil Rights struggle."

C'mon man, its not apples and oranges-the plight of an historically enslaved group of folks with more melanin than me, and the self-induced trauma of psychologically compromised induviduals, who use their expression of sexuality as self-therapy, denial, and escape, are not to be compared.

And, yes, an institution I happen to believe is a manifestation of humanity not to be fucked with, is not a conquest I am willing to allow, the queers. They have equal treatment, and they want more and more, like the whining, confused people they are. Belive me pal, I aint no homophobe-To be afraid of something is to not understand it. Hey man, we all get dealt our decks-some get dealt the deck of higher than normal testosterone levels, a weak-ass father and a doting mother, there are still choices made, all along the way......so..,no quarter, buck the fuck up,and take responsibility-I've had countless conversations with gays who will tell you there is a choice.....

....(oh yeah, and that closer from the comment I am responding to, "if you think, etc, then you have nothing intelligent,..etc??".....This is not someone who would care to be in a conversation...more like someone recoiling when they hear something with actual meaning.)

FOX= evil pompous clowns
i don't buy the 911 conspiracy theories either, but i condone the dialectic as a way of getting at the truth. fox is ridiculous, as they do not even try to hide the fact they want anything but a real dialogue. they're experts at self-induced hysteria - they can't even discuss a course syllabus without the clownlike attempts at sophistry.

and the regular viewers are the most ridiculous. give them anything but a challenge to think for themselves, or to imagine a shade of nuance. this stuff pisses me off, and is just another example of how -- as jon stewart put it -- the media are hurting america.

grrr. somebody drop a house on me, quick.