Senator from birth: I'd call Freudian-slippage but we're watching a taped belch from the king of Alzheimerized-glossolalia. Sharpatron suffers from a range of issues best deciphered by means of metalinguistical and phonological analysis

This man has always sounded like he has a sack of hot marbles in his mouth....the same marbles that rolled from his head and into the back of his throat like a Parcheesi machine

I may not know much about the space program, but to any layman this knowledge should be enough to cease and desist all future nuclear energy projects but hey, it ain't gonna happen. Humanity may have about 200 years left before cascading systems failures renders the big blue glowing marble uninhabitable to the species as we have come to recognize it....Smoke 'em if ya got 'em peeps, and keep on fuckin'!

I still lose my marbles when someone uses "it's a sin" as a political argument. Sometimes I feel like starting a real fire-and-brimstones old testament literalist party just to make the point religion is a poor basis for policymaking. Then I remember folks like the Westboro Baptist Church, and wonder if they didn't already beat me to it.

This type of person is pretty common in Britain. They mistake self satisfaction for happiness.
The illusion falls apart when they get to around 50.
It won't be long before she'll be sitting at an Italian marble work surface in her bespoke kitchen drinking Pinot at nine in the morning, calling her blind twelve year old Labradoodle “Darling”

Totally reminds me of the Weird Al cover of Smells Like Teen Spirit and the "...with all these marbles in my mouth" line.

And I mean that in a good way!

For comparison:

The Tower of London
London Bridge
Tower Bridge
Whitehall Cenotaph
Motor-buses numbering over 6,800, Nelson's column
Hyde Park
Marble Arch
Petticoat Lane 1
Petticoat Lane 2
View from Westminster Bridge, now with the London Eye

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Jenna Marbles is a National fucking treasure.

jenna marbles!

Sorry, but that's a downvote.

I hate Ms Marbles' usual shit, and this was right in line... stupid, lame sexual fantasy crap followed by shit Nickelback joke.

Man she isn't funny.

on any level

And seems to have quite the level of self loathing from her other videos.

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She's turning into Jenna Marbles

The simpler the question, the more complex the answer:
I'll try to respectfully answer your "Why hasn't Obama changed the IRS rules in the past 4 years?" without stating my personal opinion or disagreeing with you.

Obama had 2 years of Democratic controlled congress. That's true; however, one can't stop just there. One would have to look at the bills on an individual basis; It's all on the internet!

If people paid attention to voting patterns of congress, they'd find out that many Democrats and Republicans don't always vote along their party line. This is a little more prevalent in the Democratic circle, but just within the margin of error. Please don't assume that just because a new IRS bill comes out, all Democrats are going to jump on it, thus applying anything Obama says. It just doesn't work that way!

How can a Democratic-controlled congress reject bills you say? What better site to see the marbling of party-line votes other than the official Senate website itself:
http://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_lists/vote_menu_111_1.htm

Pick any bill that's "rejected" and see why it happened.

>> ^lantern53:

Doesn't Romney pay by the rules set up by Congress and the IRS? Doesn't Obama? Don't we all?
If it isn't fair, who set it up that way? Congress makes the laws. Romney has never been a member of Congress...Obama, on the other hand, has.
Why hasn't Obama changed the IRS rules in the past 4 years?

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