"The dog, identified by local news station KERO as an eight-month-old Labrador and Chow mix"
Sorry, folks, that's part of the problem right there.., Chow. These dogs are skittish and will attack for no reason at all.
My wife was bitten in the face, across her eye, by one at a friends place, for trying to move it off the bed in the night. The dog himself, is a great dog, a family dog. but you just can't trust him one hundred per cent of the time. which is unfortunate. You just learn to move extra slow around him. (not to mention, putting him outside when small kids come over).

If this was posted a few days ago, I would have believed it was an April Fools joke.

Also, I bet the dad found the vulnerability, but that story wouldn't make the local news

Yes, we get it. Local news runs AP stories.

It's hardly news, and it's just lazy comedy.

I'd watch this local news with him in it. She's attractive too.

In local news, a jive turkey attacked by a wild turkey. I think this news is local to Sweden, yes?

The local news clip can be seen here: http://teamcoco.com/video/aaron-paul-prank

Local news coverage

http://www.wate.com/story/24005228/cumberland-county-parent-releases-video-of-his-arrest-by-a-school-resource-officer

The whole story and the victims lawsuit is found on the local news webpage here

http://www.kob.com/article/stories/S3209305.shtml?cat=500#.UnrmP_msh8H

I took the time to read the entire lawsuit and the step by step detailing of what this guy went through is chilling.

A comment on the the above webpage from a person claiming to be an RN

"I'm an RN. The physicians should not have their licenses suspended. They should be taken away. Committing medical procedures against the will of a patient, regardless of whatever judicial or political pressure is brought to bear on the physician, is a crime. It is unethical, and despicable. What this man went through was nothing less than sexual assault. The physicians should also be ARRESTED and jailed for committing this assault, put in a sex offenders registry, and made to provide financial restitution to him."

Here is the local news story
-edit-
removed the video as it now has been sifted here.
http://videosift.com/video/Police-Force-Man-to-14-hour-Anal-Cavity-Search

Local News Anchors React to Mike Myers' Baby Announcement has been added as a related post - related requested by Norsuelefantti.

*related=http://videosift.com/video/Local-News-Anchors-React-to-Mike-Myers-Baby-Announcement

Double plus ultra no-vote for presentation, after the first ten seconds. Ugh, Local News Speak.

Local news service Interfax is reporting that nearly 500 tons of fuel from the craft has contaminated the crash site
*related=http://videosift.com/video/Russian-Rocket-Explodes-After-Launch

Beat me by 5 hours-First and last day as anchor. I can sympathize and identify completely with this guy, I may have lasted a week.

On the flip-side of quality, you'd think they'd be able to find some local talent in North Dakota for the local news, eh? Point two- both anchors have horrible public speaking skills- Their diction and command of the English language are total sheit. I'd can both of em and offer the lead anchor job to the lady at the feed store who speaks clearly and confidently, HAS a personality, and never went to university and wasted thousands of dollars on a Radio/Television Communications degree.

He needs to lose the suit and go get a better-paying gig more suited for his skills-HELLO!!?? Oilfield industry is booming in the Dakotas right now A.J., fucking-shit man, land you a job with a future where you can really develop that potty-mouth!

That was surprisingly sweet. Local news is always better than National news.