So this penguin's driving through the desert when his car breaks down. He calls for a tow truck and a walrus arrives to tow the car. When they get to the garage the walrus says he'll need a while to look over the car and figure out what's wrong, so the penguin waddles out of the garage and looks around. Spotting a super market across the street he immediately begins waddling that way to get out of the heat.

Once inside he heads straight for the frozen food section and notices they're having a sale on ice cream. The penguin's eyes light up and he dives head first into the freezer eating up all the ice cream he can get his flippers on. After a while he's full and figures the car's probably ready by now so he pays for the ice cream and immediately heads back to the garage.

Once there he waddles up to the walrus who's got the hood of the car up and looks to be working on it still. The penguin asks, "So.. figure out what's wrong?". The walrus turns and nods saying, "Well, it looks like you blew a seal.". The penguin flushes bright red while covering his mouth and says, "Oh! No it's just ice cream!".

This has nothing to do with the topic, btw.

That's an awesome way to break your spine... someone should have gone head first.

you would not want to fall on them rocks lol

There is this slope near me that I and some friends road down one of them fell off at the top and rolled down a good 1/5th of it head first

52MB Helmet cam of the ride

http://www.mountainbikerides.co.uk/video/clips/peaks/jacobs_ladder_helmet_cam1.wmv

I suspect that even if the cones were in place she would have tripped over those and then gone head first into the sewer.

It's her responsibility to watch where she's going because you can't expect safety cones around every hazard. What if some kids had removed the manhole cover as a prank? Or if there was a plank of wood with a nail sticking up from it that had fallen from a garbage truck? Or a thousand other possible hazards that can be found on most city streets?

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If that cameraman hadn't harrassed that snake..... game over. Snakes typically release their food when they feel threatened. The water lubricated the frog and he was able to start slipping free. Had the snake been able to get out of the water it probably would have been a different story. The cards were stacked against the snake:

-Probably a miss strike (hence, eating the frog alive and backwards. Should have grabbed onto the frog head first and constricted it)
-Camerman Harrassment
-Once into the water, slippery frog
-Cold water is not good for a snake's endurance
-At the end of the vid it looks like a male frog is either (A) trying to mate with the female being eaten or (B) trying to scare off a rival male.

I doubt this snake could have finished the meal anyway.

This is why snakes generally swallow their meals head first. It forces the limbs to fold along the sides of the animal so they can't fight back.

This frog was going in feet first so its front legs were forced outward. I doubt the snake could have even gotten the front legs into it's mouth... they just don't fold forward well enough.

>> ^burdturgler:
It aint funny when I come in at 3 am and trip over a leash head first into some porcelain


I thought you did that even without a leash:

http://www.videosift.com/video/Dog-attacks-toilet

It aint funny when I come in at 3 am and trip over a leash head first into some porcelain

"And who's gonna have to clean up that mess? No you, you'll be dead!"

This war on terror bullshit is really getting on my nerves. Of course all the western nations are fighting terrorism, they always have. There's no need to call it a war, especially since it's a war nobody's ever gonna win. You would think that even some backwards moron like Bush would've learned at least a little bit from the war on drugs. Hell, that's probably where they got the idea. Fear is a powerful tool and it was apparently enough to make Americans look the other way and let Bush & co. run the country head first into the ground.

And please, pay some attention to BillOreilly. Maybe if enough people are noticing him he will stop craving the attention of strangers so bad and start bringing something to the table.

^ Watch and learn kids! Head first into pools is cool.

He couldn't be more right about Eve. I played it in beta then came back after a spell and still can't find the fun. It really is a challenge to learn all the ins and outs of the skill system etc, but you continuously come head first into the unavoidable feeling that you should be getting payed for figuring it all out. The fun always seems a short step away.

Edit: Guys ^ ^ ^ quit fighting over the guaranteed high vote getter. It's cheesy.

http://www.videosift.com/video/Falling-Head-first-Out-of-a-Moving-Car-into-a-Parked-Car-20

>> ^aspartam:
Talk about being unlucky. What are the odds of having your narcolepsy act up in the middle of a big television interview?! upvote.


That's good. I'm changing the title.

>> ^Fjnbk:
Maybe make the homepage the Hot tab. That's a ready-made compromise.

That's usin' your noggin, stinky cheese head. First time for everything, I suppose.