And this is the reason why Johnny Carson didn't choose Dave as the next host after him. Dave tries to turn everything into a joke.

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I remember watching the very last Tonight Show with Johnny Carson when Bette Middler sang to him. It was such a real moment. They both knew that they were living in the final minutes of an amazing era. Things change, but watching this makes me wish I could go back and re-live a single day in the 1970s.

Dude, have you BEEN to Carson City? Due to familial attachments, I find myself in that berg about once a year. The people are nice enough, but this ain't exactly Mensa's fishing grounds. I needed a computer fixed, so I go to the address of the local computer repair guy. I get there and it's actually a pool hall lined with Hombres' bikes. I thought, "I don't give a shit if this is a Cray, I'm not going in there."

That fucking computer is STILL broken and I haven't been back since Covid hit.

Liar. That was Ben Carson's order. That one piece of furniture cost over 6 times the budget allowed by law to refurnish his office, and wasn't his only purchase.

Now explain this one too....
https://www.politico.com/story/2019/09/06/air-force-trump-scottish-retreat-1484337

$11 million wasted in extra fuel alone paid to foreign fuel companies instead of using American airports and American fuels purely to give Trump $7.5 million per year and save his failing club....that's $18.5 million per year for this one scheme to personally enrich himself on taxpayer money, laws against EXACTLY that be damned.

When are you going to stop making yourself look like a worthless piece of shit and stop making up easily debunked lies to try to defend Trump? It's within your control, but you insist on insulting yourself by being not just a constant liar, but a really really bad one. You're better than this, aren't you?

Cite your source? I just looked and couldn't find anything to support that. From what I can tell, Carson's wife (for some reason) selected the design. That rather contradicts the notion that it happened under the Obama admin.

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Wrong tumbler breath. Locks keep ships moving through the Panama Canal. (said in my best Johnny Carson voice)

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so is he Johnny Carson with a built in McMahon?

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Is that Sessions at 4:30, impressed mightily by Carsons kindergarten level argument? LOL

Yeah, I don't remember this. In fact, I don't remember them watching Carson. Jay Leno, yes.