I bet that comes in really handy for seducing children.

Damn it how does Affleck always get to work with the cutest sweetest actresses. Is it them scruffy balls on his chin? 'The natural seducers'? Them 'el seductors naturale'?

dear farhad,
the top two ways to seduce nerdy video watching internet chicks:
1) math talk
2) post videos about indegenious south american peoples, their language, culture, neatness
ill meet you under the bleachers today at 4. well make out.

Seducing chicks using math.

>> ^brain:
So that's how you seduce your friends.



indeed it is. She does it with her mouth instead of her pussy hands though... so I suppose it is slightly dfferent

So that's how you seduce your friends.

Gee, that's a lot of aggro directed toward one target. Get outta there before you wipe us all!

"Bush begins casting Seduce but the targets are immune. Bush begins casting Fade(with 3 talent points into Obscurity). Bush begins casting Hearthstone. Bush has left the raid."

/gquit

So what have we learned here?
- You are god's puppet, but at least you'll get to join him in some painfully obvious and horrific interpretive dance.
- The devil is a hispanic man and though he looks nice- make no mistake- he will seduce you with his native dance.
- Black people will then tease you and subsequently try to lure you into lesbianism (not quite clear which I'm supposed to be afraid of) while loose white women will push you into substance abuse.
-Shadowy figures who apparently are not subject to tight gun control will then help you to self mutilate or commit suicide.
-You can fight your way back to God, considering he's still pulling your strings, but you will lose your shirt.

Thank you for showing me the obvious and poorly acted light.
TO THE CHURCH!

Shit. What does a guy gotta do to get laid around here?

In reply to this comment by Zifnab:
lol, no seduction planned. But you can make of it what you will. Never underestimate the power of the dark side.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Thanks again, Dark Lord!

Are you trying to seduce me into joining the Dark Side? Or are you just seducing me?

I'm thinking about both.

In reply to this comment by Zifnab:
Congrats to all of you, amazing accomplishments all around! *quality post KP.

lol, no seduction planned. But you can make of it what you will. Never underestimate the power of the dark side.

In reply to this comment by kronosposeidon:
Thanks again, Dark Lord!

Are you trying to seduce me into joining the Dark Side? Or are you just seducing me?

I'm thinking about both.

In reply to this comment by Zifnab:
Congrats to all of you, amazing accomplishments all around! *quality post KP.

Thanks again, Dark Lord!

Are you trying to seduce me into joining the Dark Side? Or are you just seducing me?

I'm thinking about both.

In reply to this comment by Zifnab:
Congrats to all of you, amazing accomplishments all around! *quality post KP.

im on ur bedz, seducing your menz

wait, soo... she was cheating on him by stalking her and recording her day's business.

And after all that she comes back home and seduces him. That's why he's pissed or something?

I'm so happy that Mike no longer has to seduce sick old ladies out of every last cent that they have on crap.

Nothing in those "myths" can really be proven, because they are generalized ideas about a personal issue. That being said, I'd still like to answer them.

1. The issue is not whether or not porn cultivates a good relationship; it shouldn't need to do that. In some circumstances it could possibly add to a relationship, but that depends on the mentality of the people involved. In any event, if porn is a crutch for your relationship, the relationship has been over for a long time.

2. I don't know who watches porn for the aesthetics, but they need serious mental help if they do.

3. This is an extremely flimsy premise upon which to judge a subject. I'm not sure what negative means in this context, because porn affects people just as differently as a painting in a museum. I may just be a moral relativist, but I don't see how anybody could clearly outline this objectively.

4. Some of them do, and some of them don't. If a woman has a low IQ and double-D tits, maybe she likes the idea of driving her sports car to her mansion after a day of fucking on film, instead of busing tables at a diner for her apartment rent. I know I can't blame her. And the part about men respecting them...most of the porn stars probably don't care one bit. Maybe some of them are stronger than that, and don't need a man's respect to feel justified. Maybe some porn stars are strong feminists.

5. Once again, this is grasping for ideas outside of the necessary framework of a relationship. If a man has thoughts of being unfaithful, porn is not going to satisfy those urges. That's like saying I want to cheat on my math test, but instead I'll just watch a video of someone cheating on a math test. Not the same thing in the slightest degree. Cheating men cheat, regardless of the circumstances.

6. As if women are seduced into the line of work, only to find out they were horribly wrong and now have no hope of escape from this torturous prison of sexual slavery? Change the word "women" to "men", and this "myth" sounds ludicrous. Actually, it sounds ludicrous anyway. Oh, and what does the word "valuable" mean? How do we value value?

7. Just a regurgitation of number 5.

8. Who cares if women are empowered by porn? I'm a man and I've never felt empowered by my line of work. I've felt demeaned and enslaved, hollow and used. But never empowered.

9. Some people do, and that is their choice. It's also their choice to go to the ER after being unable to retrieve an object from an orifice. Porn is a fantasy, unless it's applied to real life. Just like a movie where a man interrupts the wedding of his one true love to steal her away from the heartless man she is about to marry. In reality, that gets you arrested for stalking. so yes, porn is a fantasy. But we must watch how we translate it into reality. If two consenting adults choose to do indescribable things to each other, that's their fun. And if one of them feels uncomfortable doing something, it is the other's responsibility to understand their need and find a solution that is equitable for both parties involved. No means no.

On a personal note, I don't really have a view of porn, either for or against. It serves a purpose for many people, and that is their deal, not mine.