"I was just about to finish thinking of you"

Gotta love Natalie Portman in a G-String.

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She's brilliant. Her and Natalie Portman will compete in a ring for the honour of my ultimate geek crush.

In that case, you should also check out Altman's, The Company.

>> ^Yogi:
Plus I've grown up knowing a family of Ballet dancers and the way Ballerinas are treated is appalling, even going up to the largest stages.

I love these, but I wasn't laughing until the end...the island joke got me.

I don't think this tops the Natalie Portman one, though...the "did you shave your 'V' for vagina?" question is still #1 for me.

I have noticed that I have a thing for Natalie Portman...then I noticed she always cries in her movies.

Yeah I caught the HBO movie and it was FANTASTIC. Claire Danes is HIGHLY underrated. I feel like she's ten times the actress that Natalie Portman is and yet doesn't get hardly any attention compared to that pretty-but-talentless meh.

I'm wondering if the Brits really do use such different terminology in anatomy.

I've been going over brain anatomy in class recently (my girlfriend and I are currently training to be CMTs). "Lower Brain" is more commonly referred to as the Cerebellum, and it is, in fact, largely responsible for our autonomic nervous system. It also acts like as an output filter of sorts - it helps manage the nervous impulses we need to generate to move skeletal (voluntary) muscles.

I'm confused why they're calling the entire Cerebrum the "cortex." The Cortex of the brain is it's "surface" - that's what "cortex" means ("corticosteroids" are secreted by the surface tissues of our adrenal glands). Also, I've never heard of an "amigdala" before (Wasn't she Natalie Portman's character in those awful Star Wars prequels?), but the structure highlighted in the video is the Diencephalon, which houses the hypothalimus and the pituitary glands. The "emotional center" of the brain is referred to as the "Limbic center," which resides behind the frontal lobe. Reflex actions are usually handled directly by the spinal cord for things that need to happen faster than our brains will process, like kicking your leg when your doctor hits your knee with that funny rubber hammer.

1. I was sent to a behavioral hospital for saying I would kill myself and stabbed the table with a large kitchen knife.

2. I thrive to be the kindest person I know but still end up being an ass without even trying.

3. I'm Socially retarded. I have trouble talking to friends I've known for years.

4. When I was 19 I had an affair with a twenty year old woman. I felt guilty about her husband but I was in love.

5. I often feel my social awkwardness is the #1 contributer to feeling that my life has been kind of dull.

6. I work in the IT industry and I'm building a web site for my dads company which I still have no confidence in.

7. I love everything French and wish there was a French channel. Although I cannot speak French fluently even after studying three years of it.

8. I play piano and guitar.

9. I adore women.

10. When I was young I told my brother that there was a twenty dollar bill behind a fence in a coke can so I could steal the front seat of my moms car. He came back with a twenty dollar bill and a coke can.

11. I used to work security for a event arena. I sat next to Lars Ulrich all night and did not recognize him. I've also said hi to Phil Collins, Eddie Van Halen, Bonnie Raitt, Natalie Merchant, Ericah Bahdu, and the guy from Matchbox 20.

12. ^ I've also been back stage and watched Metallica warm up for the show and was the sole reason a popular disc jockey was thrown out of the same concert.

13. I have celebrity crushes on Drew Berrymore, Dolores O rirden (I know I did not spell that right), Kelly Osborne, Audrey Tautou, Natalie Portman, and Lisa Loeb.

14. I always stick up for Jewish people when the chance arises.

15. When I was young I cried because a younger man was picking on and beating up an older man in an old western movie.

16. I always wanted to be famous but only because I wanted people to like me.

17. I did not have sex until I was 19. (and it was the affair 4.)

18. I married the second person I had sex with.

19. I once had a beagle named Snoopy. (I know so original)

20. I wish I worked for a gaming company.

21. I still feel like a kid.

22. I spent two weeks in France.

23. I kissed a girl I barley knew in Paris, she was from Richmond Virginia. I also was became lost there with two others who did not speak French and between the three of us had to find our way to the hotel. Luckily I know how to say where is the Metro?

24. I just recently purchased a house.

25. I cannot seem to be able to turn off love. Once I've fallen in love with someone I always love them.

Natalie Portman

>> ^gwiz665:
>> ^Drax:
I'm professional like Leon!! Bang bang!

Did you just try to verbally assassinate the president of the United States...?


O_O

*hides behind Natalie Portman*

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http://www.videosift.com/video/Between-Two-Ferns-with-Zach-Galifianakis-Natalie-Portman

You should do standup.

In reply to this comment by deathcow:
oh she's pretty but if you google image search for "natalie portman fake" you'll be shocked at all the porn she has done.

He'll be back polishing his nipples with a belt sander soon enough.

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Awww! Heidonism bot got replaced!!

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Hedonism bot does what he pleases. Now, where did I put that chocolate icing..?

In reply to this comment by ponceleon:
>> ^gwiz665:
I'd do Natalie Portman, but that's only 'cause she's talented.. I'm that deep.


I'll excuse you, but ONLY because you are deep and because you are a Hedonismbot.

Awww! Heidonism bot got replaced!!

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Hedonism bot does what he pleases. Now, where did I put that chocolate icing..?

In reply to this comment by ponceleon:
>> ^gwiz665:
I'd do Natalie Portman, but that's only 'cause she's talented.. I'm that deep.


I'll excuse you, but ONLY because you are deep and because you are a Hedonismbot.