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Hmmmm. A lot to digest there, Kubrick.

Sort of neutral on J.D. Salinger. Only read Catcher in the Rye and one of his short stories, Banana Fish. I heard rumors that he and Thomas Pynchon were one in the same, and I really enjoyed Gravity's Rainbow, but I doubt the rumor was true after just now googling it.

Terrance Malick I really, really, really fucking like. I thought The Thin Red Line line was sublime. The New World, Days of Heaven, Badlands...I genuinely loved each and every one of those films. Each would deserve a post of its own for me to share my critique. The man has a gifted eye.

Gilmore Girls? Maybe I'll check it out. Doubtful. I really thought you knew me better than that, because from your description, it's not my kind of show at all. I don't really watch much television, especially series oriented shows. I only watch it now because I'm living with mamason and the thing's almost always on, or tempting me to turn it on. When I finally sell the house and get the fuck out of Roswell, I won't have a television in my home for a long, long time, not even for Netflix vids.

Few people detest...nay, despise the "corporate cog" scene more than I.

I thought you would have known that by now, too.



In reply to this comment by blankfist:
So I take it you have a problem with recluses like J.D. Salinger and Terrence Malick?

I hear the writers of Gilmore Girls are all there to get along and do whatever the group wants. You'd probably like that show. So unoffensive and vanilla. A real non-think piece for the lowest common denominator with ample pop-culture references to make you think you're thinking. "Hey, that was a reference to Alec Baldwin's estranged relationship with his daughter! I got that because I read People Magazine! I'm well read!"

They tackle tough situations like relationship topics and social classes and whatever else the pro-social corporate censors allow them to. Being a team player means fitting in and doing your job. And that's just the sort of slave "corporate cog" message you can expect. Here's your minimum wage you fought so hard for ensuring only corporations could afford to pay the wage, now get back to your fluorescent lit hole and mass produce for them! And be sure to watch their 1984 approved tv shows that tell you you're right for believing what they believe. So say we all.



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"I just think that "pro-social" message was bogus and ill-conceived."

Because "anti-social" messages would have served the children so much better.

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Nah I don't buy it...it's a crap job at acting it's a crap job at writing and casting. The Scene doesn't make any sense....No ONE in their Right Mind would believe Ed Harris wouldn't stomp the piss outa Alec Baldwin. Ed Harris is the Motha Fuggin' Man.

>> ^dag:
Kevin Spacey


I just watched Glengary Glen Ross again just now. Everyone in that movie was perfect! Kevin Spacey was great, but I'd have to declare he was the weakest of the main cast. Maybe Alan Arkin was a bit less than him, but that has a lot to do with his role, I think.

Al Pacino, Jack Lemon, Ed Harris and (even that little part they wrote for the film) Alec Baldwin! Wow! The movie is brilliant. It also helps that it's the best Mamet play/screenplay to date.

Hehe, thx hun.

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Oh, c'mon, this is hilarious. *promote

Have your friends come and vote on it.


>> ^MikesHL13:
Hilarious. Great parody w/Dora. I would have never thought of.

Hmm.. Alec Baldwin and Canteen Boy sketch?

I scrolled through each comment.. i was thinking, the only way this would be acceptable is under super clear circumstances... apparently those were met for the viewing audience and i can't interpret it the same way, since it is foreign to me.

it's just creepy. wierd to me... there's obviously an explanation that makes it acceptable somewhere... mix of culture and context?

good it made everyone angry; not a bad reaction... unless maybe you were actually in charge of judging this guy... why the fuck am i even watching this

Uh... Whatever dag. 30 Rock is awesome, and so is Alec Baldwin!

I haven't seen any of the 3rd season yet, but the first 2 were great. I guess not liking Alec Baldwin is pretty much a deal breaker, because he steals the show.

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^Sorry, 30 Rock is trying a little too hard to be post-post whatever. Larry Sanders did it 10 X better 10 years ago. Also Alec Baldwin makes me barf.

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