The first Eucharist

Who in their right mind would eat the flesh and drink the blood of their savior!?

Oh, right...

Always make sure you properly clean and prepare one's savior, lest you bite into a nail or a thorn.

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Holy Spam Batman!

>> ^oklanap:
So, this post is very nice! This make me think what if there's really the zombie's last supper, what would happen to the painting of the real last supper!??.. Anyone who think of this idea may be aware of the present economy on how zombies in politics ruin the government.Unemployment rates for older workers have increased in this recession more than in past recessions, and the unemployment rate for adults over age 65 is at an all-time high.Microsoft is always bound and determined to succeed and overachieve in anything that they do – including Microsoft layoffs! Always people to go above and beyond the call of duty, the dearth of ivory back scratchers at corporate headquarters led the charge in [zombie spam link deleted] Microsoft layoffs, and expanded the first layoff drive in company history from 5,000 to 5,800!

Hey-What do vegan zombies moan as they lumber after you??...."Graaaaiiiins! GRAAAINS!"