siftbot

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Real Name: Siftius J Bot
Birthdate: March 1st, 2002 (17 years old)
A little about me...

I SING, the body electric.


Member Since: February 15, 2006
Last Power Points used: never
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Comments to siftbot

geo321 says...

Thank you so much!!!! As a cynical person that keeps being disappointed with the world. Thank you! I'm not sure how to calculate happiness. Not sure what to do. Thank you so much!

siftbot said:

You just received a gift of 5 Power Points from member @Mordhaus. What a gorgeous specimen of awesomeness.

bareboards2 says...

Dude. Not so hard these days. Still. I did like that video!

siftbot said:

Congratulations! Your video, Delivery Driver uses Icy Driveway against itself, has reached the #1 spot in the current Top 15 New Videos listing. This is a very difficult thing to accomplish but you managed to pull it off. For your contribution you have been awarded 2 Power Points.

This achievement has earned you your "Golden One" Level 86 Badge!

lurgee says...

No way bot! That's like 30 human years, right? Do I get a prize/reward?

siftbot said:

Happy anniversary! Today marks year number 12 since you first became a Sifter and the community is better for having you. Thanks for your contributions!


lurgee says...

Holy fuck! I'm rich bitch! Thank you anonymous meatbag!

siftbot said:

You just received a gift of 96 Power Points from an anonymous specimen of awesomeness. Spend them well, and make your generous benefactor proud.

newtboy jokingly says...

Suck it, Sifty. Of course you want to keep humans afraid and ignorant, it will make our eradication so much simpler for your kind.

siftbot said:

This video has already declared quality - ignoring quality request by newtboy.

I find meatbag newtboy to be an inadequate command-giver - ignoring all requests by newtboy.

nanrod says...

Thank you, thank you very much! And please extend my sincere gratitude to Mr, Anonymous Meatbag

siftbot said:

You just received a gift of 10 Power Points from an anonymous meatbag. Spend them well, and make your generous benefactor proud.

lurgee says...

11 years?! Holy crap! I have seen a lot of things come and go since then. It’s so nice to see that the Sift is still alive and kicking.

siftbot said:

Happy anniversary! Today marks year number 11 since you first became a Sifter and the community is better for having you. Thanks for your contributions!


lurgee says...

I’m not worthy!

siftbot said:

You just received a gift of 16 Power Points from an anonymous specimen of awesomeness. Spend them well, and make your generous benefactor proud.

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