Onion Week of News for August 22 2011

Steve Jobs Resigns After Realizing Technology Has Gone As Far As It Can, Congress bets the farm on one last big bill, publicists agree that the nation's celebrities are in dire need of more fame, and Jesus Christ informs Tim Tebow that he isn't talented enough to start in the NFL. It's the week of August 22nd, 2011.

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