Not sure about you, but I love to hear about people's first sexual experience. There's usually something funny/sad about that great moment, whether it's location, circumstance, or other factors like parents finding out etc.

Here's a chance to bare your soul a little. I invite anyone to post a video which has some resemblance to their first time, or submit a few lines detailing the highlights!

My first time was in the back of my 1971 Holden Torana, at the top of Mount Cootha, overlooking the lights of Brisbane.
Despite the romantic setting, it was cramped and not at all enjoyable. I was left wondering what all the fuss was about.
I'd post a video, but we've been shaped 'til the 17th...
Go on, see what you can find.