and you were a man in your mid 50's, and your prognosis was... grim, what (fiction)book would you want your niece to read to you?

I was going to make a poll, but the poll slot is filled and I want to get the book before tomorrow evening anyway.

So, what book is it, Videosift? Gulliver's Travels? Catcher in the Rye? Portrait of Dorian Gray? Harry Potter? Cat's Cradle? Other??? Nothing because you would want everyone to just shut up and leave you the hell alone?

Let's all ponder our mortality and share what we would like the last book we might ever hear to be. And because I'm having a brain block and can't think of any good books right now that I wouldn't blush reading to my uncle, no matter how comatose he might be.