In the interest of helping us better prepare for future roasts I am soliciting suggestions for survey questions. What would you have asked that we didn’t?

We’ll start with the last list produced by choggie (including my 5 cents). December 16th will be the deadline to complete this task.

1.What do you, do most of the day when you are not lounging, but not on the computer?
If you had a time machine,which era would you go to, past or future, and trade that which you now understand as your reality?

2.Who are you more fond of?
A..Mother
B.Heinlein
C.Fried Foods
D.Technical Assistance
E.All of the Below
F.Some of the Below
G.None (kill them all)

3.how many pairs of shoes as opposed to matching undergarments....
boxers or briefs
4.mac or pic

5. wouldyou prefer death by firing squad or salmonella
who would you wish lime disease upon???

6.Faust, Asimov, Gore Vidal?
7.sprinkles, gravy, or cherry on top?
8.tits, ass, or leg man
9.chair stand or prostrate
10.cat dog or reptile
11.fish bird or taco with both and fresh salsa
12.time, newsweek or USNews and World Report?
13.beer preference?
14.can you open it for me?
15.Ever arrested?
16.cheetos: crunchy or poofs?
17.dog or cat person?
18.bangs, balding or rug?
19.five most cherished possessions
20.clean shaven, beard, goatee or mustacthe
21.religion, raised as

THE JESTER