One of us! One of us! Gooble-gooble! Gooble-gooble! We accept him! We accept him! One of us! One of us!

In his short time here on the sift, Mycroft has shown us how to impress drunk people, shed light on the very real problem of rabbit on rabbit on rabbit violence, promoted the use of cocaine, mocked the death of children and shared his own personal fetish for fecaphile gorillas.

You've cum a long way baby.