Now I'm drinking Guinness in the nearby faux English shopping mall pub - trying to wash the taste of shit movie out of my mouth.

The cinematography and scenery around Rome was nice, but I wish I could have watched with the sound turned off.

The script that they crafted for this film must have been aiming for that elusive severely mentally retarded market.

I know Hollywood is dumb, but is it getting dumber? I feel like it is. Is Idiocracy really happening?