Listen up sifters; we’re going on a snipe hunt. Our own CaptWillard will lead a hunting party deep into the Sift Forest at 9:00 pm EDT on 4/3/08. So practice your snipe mating calls and stock up on paper bags.

Sifters not already part of the hunting party may join in, but their names will go into the pool for future hunts.

THE JESTER